Away Messages.
"The worth of a man is not determined by the charity that he does for mankind or even the type of company he keeps...oh no...it is the away messages he presents to the world."
Tired of seeing the same, boring, old away messages? Well, now you can finally feast your eyes on something actually worth your time! Never again must you agonize over the "I'll be right back" messages, nor will you have to deal with "I'm unavailable at the moment" for a moment longer! Yes, you have come to the right place, my friend.
*shifty eyes* *looks around* I'm not allowed to show anyone these away messages yet...but I'll make an exception with you. Head on down the stairs, past the cyclops--try to avoid the Hilary Duff robot, or else she'll start singing!--and make your way to the door.
Oh, and if you're daring enough,SEND US YOUR OWN AWAY MESSAGES!. Think you got the right stuff? What're you waiting for, huh? Oh, you're all talk and no walk, I see. Well, prove to us how good your away messages are, and you might join the ranks of the best! Enjoy!
Drmgurls Messages--Top Secret.
I'm in a beautiful place, a peaceful, relaxing haven, a sanctuary....I'm in the bathroom, leave a message!
Shhhh....I'm waiting for %n to leave...
I'm not at my computer right now, so--well, I am at my computer because I'm typing this--well, okay, when you read this I won't be because I'm away. Not away now, but well...whatever, my brain hurts. Leave a message!
Crikey! Look at this away message, what a beaut!
If you like cookies, leave me a message!
I, uh, gotta go now...to do stuff...bye! *runs away* Bwahahah...SUCKER!!--oh, woops--*runs back* Erm, leave a message! *shifty eyes* *runs* ....freeeedom!
Welcome to another episode of Newlyweds: Hey Nick...is this an away message that I have...or is this an auto response? because it says "away message" on the box.. is that stupid?
Hell, I'm Harrieta Potter! I've got to go deal with some silly Muggles now, so...*waves with wand* Goodbye! *poof* ....erm, oops...don't look down.
Don't you just hate it when people take up their precious time to write an away message and others don't leave a message? Ack. Well, s'allright, at least I've got a good relationship with the mafia :-D Oh, the Sopranos doesn't count? Darn.
You're fired! Oh, oops, I was daydreaming there. Leave a message!
You know, it's really hard to type with this purdy little white jacket ...but the men in lab coats said I'm "special".
ZzzzZzzzzzZzz...I'm asleep, can't you tell? Oh no, those Z's are from the buzz of a killer bee--OMG, get away!! AHHHHHH!!! Oh, the pain!!...
My dog ate my away message.
Sorry, I'm unavailabl at the moment.
But hey, *points* what's that behind you?...
Why is there an "s" in the word "lisp"? Something to ponder while you're leaving me a message :-D
I'm masticating, go away. And it's not that you sicko, go look it up!
Beans, beans the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you--leave a message? O:-)
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD, What more can I say?
I'm busy doing something more important than you, go away :-)
The world is my oyster--but what if I don't like seafood?
So who is cooler: me or me? Ponder that as you leave me a message!
OOooohhh, Ahh...yeah, baby..yeeah! ! Oow! .... Oops, sorry, I'm in the shower using Herbal Essences :-D Leave a message!
DGW user Messages--Open at your own risk.
What's wrong agents?! No new messages to reveal? Oh, how I am ashamed. Get started on your mission and send them in!
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