Jokes

Two muffins were in an oven and one muffin said to the other "Boy it's getting hot in here!" and the other muffin said "AHHHHH!!! A talking muffin!"

How do blonde brain cells die?

Alone

A little boy asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"

The father responds, "Both."

A few minutes later, the boy comes back, and asks his father, "Is God black or white?"

The father responds again, "Both."

After several more minutes, the little boy returns for a third time and asks, "Is Michael Jackson God?"