FuNNy CoNveRsaTioNs
**UPDATE** Two new ones on the bottom!! 01/16/01**
Conversation # 1 (uglyfatgye=ME)
ugIy fat gye: hey 37/m wanna cyber?
ZEPHERLIE: no fat ass im male
ugIy fat gye: i know
ZEPHERLIE: fuck you
ugIy fat gye: haha
ugIy fat gye: im tryin to
ZEPHERLIE: hey leave me alone ok
ugIy fat gye: u might like it
ZEPHERLIE: dude i am not a fucking fag ok
ugIy fat gye: all guys have a little gay in them
ugIy fat gye: they just need someone to get it out of them
ZEPHERLIE: i dont like shit up the ass ok that is fucking sick
ZEPHERLIE: leave me the hell alone
ugIy fat gye: dont deny it till u ride it
ugIy fat gye: hey
ugIy fat gye: 37/m
ugIy fat gye: where are you from
ZEPHERLIE: fuck off
ugIy fat gye: never heard of it
ugIy fat gye: is that near san fransisco
ugIy fat gye: i live on the corner of fag and queer st
ugIy fat gye: cum over
ugIy fat gye: im wearin a thong thong thong thong thong
ugIy fat gye: a black one
ugIy fat gye: are you there
ZEPHERLIE: who is this
ugIy fat gye: hey
ZEPHERLIE: WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT
ugIy fat gye: 37/m 240 5'10
ugIy fat gye: i have sandy blonde hair
ugIy fat gye: brown eyes
ZEPHERLIE: I DONT FUCKING CAAAAAAARRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ZEPHERLIE: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ugIy fat gye: i look like a fat brad pitt people tell me
ugIy fat gye: im an investment banker looking for some hot young bootie
ZEPHERLIE: LOL YOUR FUCKING FUNNY
ugIy fat gye: not looking for a serious relationship though
ugIy fat gye: i have a boyfriend
ugIy fat gye: he is in the navy though, he can be now since they passed the law
ZEPHERLIE: ok right on
ugIy fat gye: yea its a big step
ZEPHERLIE: cool
ugIy fat gye: anyways as i said, im looking for a kind of fling
ugIy fat gye: no ring
ugIy fat gye: unless you are really hot
ugIy fat gye: then maybe we could work something out
ZEPHERLIE: look i like girls ok not guys girls you got that
ugIy fat gye: oh my i like you already, i feel very comfortable talking to you
ugIy fat gye: i can dress like a girl if you like that
ugIy fat gye: i feel like a silly school girl in love
ZEPHERLIE: oh my god what the fuck are you on man i dont like fat fucks
ugIy fat gye: tee hee
ZEPHERLIE: shut up tamie
ZEPHERLIE: i know its you
Conversation # 2 (uglyfatgye=ME)
ugIy fat gye: HI THERE
shaper16: hi
ugIy fat gye: I SEE YOU ARE FROM FLORIDA
ugIy fat gye: HOW DO YOU LIKE IT THERE
shaper16: I"m not from florida...i think you have the wrong person
shaper16: i am from texas
ugIy fat gye: DOES IT GET REALLY HOT IN FLORIDA?
ugIy fat gye: I BET IT DOES
ugIy fat gye: ID LIKE TO MOVE THERE SO I CAN WEAR MY RAINBOW SPEEDOS
ugIy fat gye: ID BET YOUD LOOK GOOD IN SOME RAINBOW SPEEDOS
shaper16: DUDE I LIVE IN TEXAS...YEE HA
ugIy fat gye: SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU LIVED IN FL?
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Conversation # 3 (uglyfatgye=ME)
ugIy fat gye: do you know where the 1hour photo mart is?
ugIy fat gye: i cant find it
frinky12: take a left on tenth, go straight for 3 blocks, then take a right
ugIy fat gye: can you read this? how to i send an instant message
frinky12: i can read it
ugIy fat gye: heellllloooooo?
ugIy fat gye: hello?
frinky12: what
ugIy fat gye: hello?
ugIy fat gye: can you read this
frinky12: no
frinky12: i cant read it
ugIy fat gye: what is wront with my ims
ugIy fat gye: thety not working right
ugIy fat gye: help
frinky12: they work fine
ugIy fat gye: ok now their workng
ugIy fat gye: how did u do that
frinky12: do what
ugIy fat gye: thanks!
frinky12: okay
Conversation # 4 (uglyfatgye=ME)
ugIy fat gye: hello
kiiler2ride: ya whats up
ugIy fat gye: hello?
kiiler2ride: ya whats up?
ugIy fat gye: can you read this?
kiiler2ride: yep
ugIy fat gye: oh ok good
ugIy fat gye: hello?
kiiler2ride: ya
ugIy fat gye: hi
kiiler2ride: hello
ugIy fat gye: hi
kiiler2ride: are u retarded
ugIy fat gye: how late is del taco open?
kiiler2ride: once again are you retarded
ugIy fat gye: im going to get a works burrito with no cheese
ugIy fat gye: medium dr pepper
ugIy fat gye: large fries
ugIy fat gye: mmmm
ugIy fat gye: hello?
ugIy fat gye: can you read this?
ugIy fat gye: hello?
ugIy fat gye hey there
ugIy fat gye: how late is del taco open till
ugIy fat gye: 12?
ugIy fat gye: 1?
kiiler2ride: ya what do you want
ugIy fat gye: hi
kiiler2ride: who the fuck is this
ugIy fat gye: do you want anything from del taco?
ugIy fat gye: i can get you a quesadilla
ugIy fat gye: or a hard taco
ugIy fat gye: or a tostada
ugIy fat gye: how about a 32 ounce beverage
ugIy fat gye: well fine then forget you
ugIy fat gye: you dont get any del taco now
ugIy fat gye: i told them last time if they contine to give me xtra hot sause instead of mild i will not go there again
ugIy fat gye: and they kept giving me the xtra hot
ugIy fat gye: and its to hot and burns my toung
ugIy fat gye: so i will not go there anymore
ugIy fat gye: hello?
ugIy fat gye: can you read this??
ugIy fat gye: i think my ims are broken
ugIy fat gye: help fix them
ugIy fat gye: how did you fix them before?
ugIy fat gye: mike??
ugIy fat gye: are you there mike?
kiiler2ride: mike who
ugIy fat gye: mike you
ugIy fat gye: what have you been up to mike
kiiler2ride: hey fuck ass hole
ugIy fat gye: been a long time since i seen you
ugIy fat gye: well anyways im off to del taco now
ugIy fat gye: ill stop by your house and get the money
kiiler2ride: who the fuck is this
ugIy fat gye: see ya in 15 min
ugIy fat gye: bye mike!
Conversation # 5 (hairrylegs=ME)
hairry Iegs: hi
Absltpowr4: helo
hairry Iegs: whats up
hairry Iegs: hello?
hairry Iegs: can you read this
hairry Iegs: my ims arnt working
hairry Iegs: i cant read what you are typing
hairry Iegs: are you there?
hairry Iegs: can you read this?
Absltpowr4: yup
hairry Iegs: how did you do fix them
hairry Iegs: thanks
Absltpowr4: I have no idea
hairry Iegs: well thanks
hairry Iegs: shit their broken again
Absltpowr4: sorry
hairry Iegs: my y keyyyyyyy is stuck
hairry Iegs: yyyyyyyy
hairry Iegs: ahhh
hairry Iegs: sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Absltpowr4: woopsy
hairry Iegs: k im going to t pe with out using the letter
Absltpowr4: ok
hairry Iegs: where are ou from
hairry Iegs: how old are ou?
Absltpowr4: 18
hairry Iegs: im 13 :)
Absltpowr4: yikes to young
hairry Iegs: im 17
Absltpowr4: oh ok
hairry Iegs: im 17
hairry Iegs: yyyyyyyyyyyyyy
hairry Iegs: sorryyy
hairry Iegs: where are u from
Absltpowr4: cypress
hairry Iegs: oh no wayy!!
Absltpowr4: yeh why??
hairry Iegs: im from boise idaho
Absltpowr4: oh dang
hairry Iegs: what
hairry Iegs: shes lieing shes only 13
hairry Iegs: stop typing
hairry Iegs: assssssssssssssssssssrfwd
hairry Iegs: fkjjjjjjekwl;rkjd
Absltpowr4: heehee
hairry Iegs: im 17
hairry Iegs: shes lying
hairry Iegs: assssssssssssssssssssdffc
Absltpowr4: why is that?
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hairry Iegs: what
hairry Iegs: sorry
hairry Iegs: hello?
Previous message was not received by Absltpowr4 because of error: User Absltpowr4 is not available.
Conversation # 6 (nakedstripper=ME)
NaKeD STRlPPER: hey
MisterSurfr: hey
NaKeD STRlPPER: where u boys at
NaKeD STRlPPER: ill do a show
MisterSurfr: who the fuck is this
NaKeD STRlPPER: you got da $$
NaKeD STRlPPER: ?
NaKeD STRlPPER: u know what im wearin right now
MisterSurfr: I dont care
NaKeD STRlPPER: thong tha thong thong thong
NaKeD STRlPPER: with some crust all up in da crack nigga
MisterSurfr: great
NaKeD STRlPPER: i thought ud likes my thong
NaKeD STRlPPER: baby bitch
NaKeD STRlPPER: i slaptd my ass
NaKeD STRlPPER: u see that shit?
MisterSurfr: no I'm sure its great
NaKeD STRlPPER: i can do it all night long
NaKeD STRlPPER: my cheeks dont get sore or noothing
NaKeD STRlPPER: i can do dat shit all day
NaKeD STRlPPER: baby bitch
NaKeD STRlPPER: so whats do i gots to do for u baby
MisterSurfr: nada
NaKeD STRlPPER: hello
MisterSurfr: hello
NaKeD STRlPPER: hello
NaKeD STRlPPER: can u read this
MisterSurfr: yes
NaKeD STRlPPER: why u no say nothin then honey
NaKeD STRlPPER: oooh
MisterSurfr: caus I did
NaKeD STRlPPER: u see that shit?
MisterSurfr: no I dont
NaKeD STRlPPER: i can type so fast baby
NaKeD STRlPPER: but u make my fingers al sticky
NaKeD STRlPPER: i gots to go now baby
NaKeD STRlPPER: u come visit me so fast ok
MisterSurfr: by
NaKeD STRlPPER>: ok
NaKeD STRlPPER: by bye now
MisterSurfr: ya sure
MisterSurfr: by
Conversation # 7 (oneuglymofo=ME)
one ugly m0f0: wasssup my nigga
EMIN3M ChEeKa69: hi who is this
one ugly m0f0: i be flossin alz my platinum teeth
one ugly m0f0: nigga
one ugly m0f0: bling bling
EMIN3M ChEeKa69: ha who is this?
one ugly m0f0: wy u gotz to be axin who dis is uz was cool wit me befo nigga
EMIN3M ChEeKa69: omg
EMIN3M ChEeKa69: a/s/l?
one ugly m0f0: my names tadaa
EMIN3M ChEeKa69: huh?
one ugly m0f0: Ta-daa
EMIN3M ChEeKa69: a s l
one ugly m0f0: dats my name nigga bling bling
one ugly m0f0: i be pimpin all da hoez
one ugly m0f0: dont u knowz
EMIN3M ChEeKa69: omg i know this is prolly some one i know, trign
to make fun of me and gall me a wigga i know it
one ugly m0f0: u wanna here my rap here it goez
EMIN3M ChEeKa69: now who the fuck is this really?
one ugly m0f0: yo i was hangin out on da street wiht my homes
EMIN3M ChEeKa69: oomg
one ugly m0f0: we were sippin out 40's an cronies
one ugly m0f0: i gots so much ice i sayd bling bling
one ugly m0f0: i gots so much money i go ching ching
one ugly m0f0: baaaaaaaaaam
one ugly m0f0: yo wasupp girly girl
EMIN3M ChEeKa69: nadda
one ugly m0f0: yo why u frontin on me n shit
EMIN3M ChEeKa69: so who is this??
one ugly m0f0: i just tryin to be real wit u
one ugly m0f0: i aint mad at cha
EMIN3M ChEeKa69: omg haha
one ugly m0f0: i just want u to hear my rap album
EMIN3M ChEeKa69: A/S/L/PIC
EMIN3M ChEeKa69: where did you get my screen name
one ugly m0f0: male
one ugly m0f0: i from queens
one ugly m0f0: queens new york nigga
one ugly m0f0: where i be flossin
EMIN3M ChEeKa69: ummmmmmm
one ugly m0f0: flossin my platinum teeth
EMIN3M ChEeKa69: okkkk?
EMIN3M ChEeKa69: omg
one ugly m0f0: u talkin a diff language nigga
one ugly m0f0: i dont undatand all deez lettas
one ugly m0f0: you tryin to rip on our eboniks
one ugly m0f0: callin us stoopid cuz we be black nigga
one ugly m0f0: look at dis shit
one ugly m0f0: u know what i paid for this
EMIN3M ChEeKa69: huh?
one ugly m0f0: i paid SHIT for dis mutha fuka
one ugly m0f0: yo girly girl
EMIN3M ChEeKa69: lol pleae tell me who this is?
EMIN3M ChEeKa69: do i know you
EMIN3M ChEeKa69: do you know my name?
one ugly m0f0: why u be frontin on me
one ugly m0f0: u amy?
EMIN3M ChEeKa69: ?
EMIN3M ChEeKa69: no
one ugly m0f0: o wassup girly i got da wrong girly girl
one ugly m0f0: yo my bad
one ugly m0f0: peace out nigga
EMIN3M ChEeKa69: lol its aiight
EMIN3M ChEeKa69: k late
7/22/01 HEY I KNOW I HAVNT DONE ONE IN A WHILE :) HEH, IVE BEEN BUSY. BUT THIS CRAZY CHICK EMAILED ME, AND SHE KEEPS IMING ME AND THIS WAS OUR CONVERSATION...I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY. ANYWAYS HER EMAIL IS CAREBEAR14321@YAHOO.COM
HERES THE EMAIL:
hey whats up yeah I like emailed you the other day to see if you wanted to talk online.....so yeah but you never emailed me back....but yeah anyways I love your VOLCOM sticker......I have been trying to get those stickers but they don't sell them. *DAM* but yeah I really want one of those stickers....but anyways yeah I am a really nice person and I am not like a stalker or any of that crap....swear to god...so if you wanna talk im me at Ray4Jane < - - thats my screen name so yep yep yep....I use my mom and dads cause I don't have mine yet....so yeah....I need to get that soon but anyways yeah I g2g....so yeah email me or im me...k...talk to you later....byeeeeeee.....TiNa aka CaReBeAr
p.s if I spelled anything wrong I am sorry I am sure you will get it and if I don't make sense either so yeah.....byeeeeeeeeeee
AND HERES THE CONVERSATION
Ray4Jane: hahahaha.......ummm...ok....first of all I wanted to talk to you not hook up with you....thats all......I am straight not a fucking lez or bi.....I LIKE GUYS...not girls.....ummm...yeah like I wanted to hook up with you.....hell no I am not like that
S10 VoLcOm Qt: then why do u keep emialing me these fucking wierd ass letters telling me about yourself like im soposed to care, like ur telling me ur turnons or whatever thats sick i like guys get over it bye
Ray4Jane: I don't tell you my fucking turn ons where did the hell did you get that fucking from
S10 VoLcOm Qt: ur like telling me all about urself, why do u think that i would care
S10 VoLcOm Qt: i dont know u
Ray4Jane: I told you about how I act...like getting hyper and all this
S10 VoLcOm Qt: and i dont wanna get to know u
Ray4Jane: your fucking crazy
S10 VoLcOm Qt: u are
Ray4Jane: you need help
S10 VoLcOm Qt: i didnt write u back for a reason
S10 VoLcOm Qt: dont fucking spaz over it
S10 VoLcOm Qt: jeez
Ray4Jane: I ask if you wanted to talk
Ray4Jane: you could of said No
Ray4Jane: or yes
S10 VoLcOm Qt: NO
S10 VoLcOm Qt: there
S10 VoLcOm Qt: move on
Ray4Jane: but noooo you have to email me and ewww I don't like girls like that
Ray4Jane: blah blah blah
Ray4Jane: and alll this shit
Ray4Jane: hahahaha
Ray4Jane: oh please
S10 VoLcOm Qt: did ur parents do a lot of acid b4 u were born
Ray4Jane: no I think yours did
Ray4Jane: you got jokes.....oh please yeah lets look on the internet and look these up
Ray4Jane: hahahaha
S10 VoLcOm Qt: whos the one harrasing who here...
Ray4Jane: oh god
S10 VoLcOm Qt: uve wrote me like 3 of the same letters, singed my guestbook and imed me
Ray4Jane: I ask to talk thats it
Ray4Jane: if you wanted to talk
S10 VoLcOm Qt: u think ud get the point when i didnt write back
S10 VoLcOm Qt: why would i wanna talk to u
S10 VoLcOm Qt: i dont know u
S10 VoLcOm Qt: and ur a wierd ass chick
Ray4Jane: yeah ok bitch
S10 VoLcOm Qt: and ur trying to hit on me so dont lie
Ray4Jane: lol
Ray4Jane: oh my god
Ray4Jane: get over it I am not hitting on you.....so stop saying shit
Ray4Jane: but sorry
Ray4Jane: I am not like that
S10 VoLcOm Qt: bye
Ray4Jane: bye slut
S10 VoLcOm Qt: ur the one whos a slut, trying to email girls
Ray4Jane: shut up
S10 VoLcOm Qt: who dont wanna talk to u
Ray4Jane: get over it you fucking skank
Ray4Jane: just shut upi your the lez here
Ray4Jane: saying you like guys
Ray4Jane: my ass
Ray4Jane: bye
S10 VoLcOm Qt: haha
S10 VoLcOm Qt: u better not email me anymore then
Ray4Jane: hahahahaha
Ray4Jane: oh god
S10 VoLcOm Qt: and stop going to my webpage
S10 VoLcOm Qt: ur sick
Ray4Jane: oh who would want to
Ray4Jane: bye
S10 VoLcOm Qt: u obviously
S10 VoLcOm Qt: u wrote me 3 times
Ray4Jane: lol
Ray4Jane: yeah ok
S10 VoLcOm Qt: and singed my guestbook
S10 VoLcOm Qt: and imed me
S10 VoLcOm Qt: and freaked out cause i wouldnt write u back
S10 VoLcOm Qt: i didnt for a reason
Ray4Jane: first of all you tell me to stop writing you and im you well yeah I stop
Ray4Jane: but look at you
Ray4Jane: you keep going and going
Ray4Jane: damm
Ray4Jane: you never stop do you
Ray4Jane: hello?
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