Where's your favorite place to eat out?
Earl: The jungle. It's all you can catch and it doesn't get any fresher.
Baby: The refrigerator. I love eating out the whole refrigerator.
What's your favorite meal?
Earl: I'd have to say it's a tie between lunch and dinner.
Baby: I'm hungry. Feed me.
Do you eat humans?
Earl: No, I try not to eat that low on the food chain.
Baby: What are humans?
Do humans make good pets?
Earl: Only when they're cave-broken.
What kind of music do you listen to?
Earl: Eight-track tapes. They're teh latest thing.
Who wears the pants in the family?
Earl: Nobody. Don't you watch the show?
How strong are you?
Earl: I'm very strong, but odor isn't everything.
Baby: It is for you.
Why don't you wear shoes?
Earl: You mean I don't wear shoes? I haven't seen my feet in twenty-five years.
How often do you wash your feet?
Earl: Never. They won't fit in the washing machine.
Do you ever get athlete's foot?
Earl: Only when I step on athletes.
What do you watch on TV?
Earl: The bright part where the light comes out.
Baby: Me, too. It's the best part.
Do you think you're smarter than your boss?
Earl: I'm sorry. I don't understand the question.
Baby: Want me to explain it to you?
If you weren't a tree pusher, what would you do?
Earl: I'd do it in my spare time just for fun.
If you won a million dollars, what's the first thing you would do?
Earl: Collect it.
Baby: Change me.
What does Charlene spend her money on the most?
Baby: Hello. Need a change.
What's the baby's favorite toy?
Earl: My head.
Baby: And a frying pan.
What do you think the baby will be when it grows up?
Earl: A dinosaur?
Baby: Not the mama!