MUSIE TOUR AND TRAVEL AGENCY

WE WILL INTRODUCE ETHIOPIA AND is your cousin

ONE OF THE TOP AND THE BEST TRAVEL AGENT IN THE COUNTRY

You show up for your prom/ or a party in your father's Taxi

Anytime you see someone you know, you kiss em 3 times

During the party, the kids are playing the parents and the parent don't even know where they are

You have atleast 3 relatives that drive a cab

You have atleast 3 relatives that work in a parking lot

You have atleast 2 relatives that work in gas station

You have at least 10 men relatives that go back home and married girls HALF their age

Their WIVES finally leave them after 6 months (the men make another trip agian:):):)

You have at least 1 relative living in Canada/America illegally

You fight over who pays the bill

You show up to school or work, smell like wet/tsebhi ALLl the time

You say things like " what did he said " or " what did i did "

you go to habesha parties all the teens go to meet girls/guys

All the young habesha's are taking over the FLOOR DURING THE HABESHA PARTIES.

If you pronounce the word world as worlid

Your parents drink areaqe/ areqi<--ethiopian vodka

Your parents tell you ETHIOPIA is the country where, humans first came to be.

Your parents tell you how everything is better back home than it is here ex. water/ food

You are asked by non-habeshans, if your having a seizure while you do your culture dance

Your papers say your 6 years younger than you actually are

You don't have any papers at all

You don't know your brothers/sisters birthday

You don't CELEBRATE birthday after the age 1

(Girls) your legs are shaped for chickens, and your thighs are Thick..leading to.....

(Girls) You go to Ethio Soccer Festival ----you don't watch the game

(Guys) your legs have no shape what's So ever, simillar to a piece of wood(you'r all skinny)

You listen to the same Tigregn/Amharic tape everyday for 6 months stright

Cant recieve a phone call after 9 pm

Your phone bill is more than $200.

ALL your parents talk to you about "education"

Your parents wish you have a girlfriend/boyfriend after you are done College. LOL

If other adult habesha's see you at church or somewhere, you are a teen waring baggy clothes "you are consider EWALA/DORZO/"tekour want be":)

You say your going back home every year, and never go

You show up to a party at 11pm, when it started at 8pm

You put your hands up when you fight, but you only use your head in the fight

You pronounce brother as brazer

You drop food on the floor, and u just wipe it and eat it

You do a hundred dollar grocery shopping off coupons and food stamps

You always try to get a discount at a store, even if the item is on sale

when you don't have any grand parents cause they pased away when your mom was little

PARENTS: When your kids don't go to church and you go so you can meet your friends (never mind praying, your values have changed)

parents speak to their kids in English at home

Some habesha teens say they don't speak Tigrinya/Amharic and you see them speak another time speak with their mom:):):)