En fin liten dikt som min idol Craig Charles ("Lister" i Red Dwarf) har skrivit
I wanna feel your bum, but I know, you´ll slap me hand.
Every time I see you smile, it makes me want to stand.
I want to kiss your lips, but I´m scared about me breath.
I want hold your hand, but I´m half frightened to death.
I want to drop formalities and let my fingers roam,
but me mum´s banging on the ceiling, telling me to take you home.
I wanna take you to the pictures, your study´s in the way.
And leaving can be grieving, when you always wanna stay.
I wanna marry you this instant, and let my feelings delve,
but me Dad says I´ll have to wait, because I´m only twelve.