* One Sunday I had to go to my aunt's house for a big family do. I wasn't exactly looking forward to it but things started to look up when i sat next to a gorgeous boy on the bus on the way there we started talking and, although he was a bit older than me, we got on really well.
When we got to my stop, i summoned up the courage to ask him if he wanted to meet up again. He said that he couldn't as he 'd just started seeing someone, so I appologized and hurried off. He then got off at the same stop and followed me all the way to my aunt's house. Turns out his new girlfriend was my older sister!
* I'd been invited to my best friends 14th birthday party and because she was having a big, glam disco, i decided to wear a pair of false eyelashes.
Anway, while everyone was dancing away, her mom came up to me and shouted,"I've got some cream u could use for those dark hairs above your lips!"
Wondering what on earth she meant, i rushed to the toilet to look in the mirror. To my sheer horror, one of my false eyelashes had glued itself to my top lip! I've never lived it down!
* Last Month our school held a variety show, the highlight of which was going to be four boys dressing up as the Teletubbies! When the day of the preformance arrived, they were gutted to find that the boy playing Po had sprained his ankle-and guess who had to take this place?
I had to wear all red and even my hair was sprayed red for the part! To top it off, as we bounced nervously on stage to the sounds of the Teletubbies theme tune, I accidentally let out the noisiest fart ever! Everyone burst out laughing and i got a round of a applause! My nick-name's been Stinky Winky or Poo ever since!
* I had to wake up early to go to the dentist. I was running late, so i just grabbed a pair of jeans from a pile of clothes on the floor. When the nurse called my name at the dentist's, I started to go in and noticed her staring at the floor with a funny look on her face. Then she said 'Umm, are those yours?'I turned around and saw a pair of my underwear in the middle of the waiting room floor (I guess they were caught in my jeans). My mom picked them up and put them in her purse while i just stood there. I was so embarrassed!
* A few weeks ago my sister Katie and I went to the shops to buy a Boyzone CD. While i was in the queue, one of my fave songs came on and I started singing along."I find you very attractive.Will you go to bed with me?"The man in front suddenly turned round and said,"Do u mind, I'm a happily married man!"He thought i was talking to him!
*I was at my cousins house and we had to go to church. I didn't have anything nice to wear, so i borrowed a skirt from my aunt. In the car i realized the zipper was broken, so i had to hold up the skirt with my hand. After church we went to a bakery and while i reached for a pastry, i forgot and let go...and my skirt slid down to my ankles! if that wasn't embarrassing enough there were holes in my underwear!
