Disneyland: Tear Down the Wall!

We gain another in our numbers for this escapade as we take over Disneyland to celebrate the first day of the freedom-season, summer. Watch out, they're dangerous. Stay out of our way!

Taken as we spin on the teacups. We are completing our first mission by controlling the ride attendant's brainwaves and making him make it go faster and faster. As you notice, one of us goes incognito.

Here we have successfully disguised ourselves for complete infiltration. Noone will recognize us now!

Our getaway car, which we borrowed from on of the nostalgic ride in Fantasyland. (Which reminds me, everyone send multiple angry letters to Disneyland demanding that they turn back on the submarine ride. Yes, they shut it down. And not to make space for another ride, no, it's still sitting there, waiting to astound another load of divers with mermaids and seamonsters. And why did they shut it down? Your fearless investigators dug deep to find the answer to this: it was in tommorowland, and submarines just weren't futuristic anymore. However, the ride is between tomorroland and fantasyland, and mermaids certainly are fantastic! Write letters! Call yyour congressperson! RIGHT THIS HORRIBLE WRONG!)

Our true colors manifest themselves on our undercover disguise phase two hats.

The subliminal message that disneyland sends out to make more money. Waste Please!

An artistic protest against the wasteful capitalism. You can see four of us posed in protest atop four trash cans bearing the underlying message. We sat there for several hours, refusing to let anyone throw away their trash, until security took us into the disneyland jail. Let me tell you, there's a very dark side to the Happiest Place on Earth. Some people we talked to within the dank cells had been there for years.

We rejoice in having broken out of jail, leading hundreds of our cellmates to freedom (most of them having been jailed for things like "not happy enough," "denouncing the moneymaking drive of disneyland apparent in the fact that a packet of ketchup costs $5.97," and "dying.")

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