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You enter the classroom to find it completely empty. Setting your books down on a counter you walk up to the front. Finding a book of matchs (you little pyro) you start lighting each and every one of them.... but fate is cruel and you burn yourself (stupid kid). So now you look around for the first aid kit. Digging around through all the draws your unable to find it. You turn around and find a large crate behind you. Still holding your burnt hand with your other hand you decide to kick the crate (why, I don't know) and do so. Hearing strange noises that sound like 'pika' you kick the damn thing again. This time something screams 'chu' and you play the happy little electricity conductor. Laying flat on your back, twiching madly from the shock of your life, Xelloss and Emi enter the room.

Xel: Yare Yare, Emi-chan. One of our students has fell victim to our dissection project.

Emi: Damn... I guess I'll have to do something about it then...

Being the nice teacher and assistant they are, they bandage you up and set you in the back away from the dissection projects cage.

As classtime begins the room fills with students, most assume that you were just helping prep the dissection material, so you aren't drilled about what happened to you.

Xel: Welcome to Dissection 104. I'm Professor Xelloss Metallium and this is my assistant Emi-chan.

Emi: ^_^

Xel: Today we are doing something a little different.

Emi: That's right professor! The last three class' have been spent dissecting Slayers characters. But we are not limited to beings from that series.

Xel: That's right Emi-chan. Because today, we are dissecting a creature from Pokemon.

Emi: (imitating Crocidile Hunter) It's da elusive Pokemon, Pikachu!

Xel: *uncovers the crate*

Crate:Pi...Pika...Ka..Pi.pi..ka ..ka pi...