Xel: Yare Yare, Emi-chan. One of our students has fell victim to our dissection project.
Emi: Damn... I guess I'll have to do something about it then...
Being the nice teacher and assistant they are, they bandage you up and set you in the back away from the dissection projects cage.
As classtime begins the room fills with students, most assume that you were just helping prep the dissection material, so you aren't drilled about what happened to you.
Xel: Welcome to Dissection 104. I'm Professor Xelloss Metallium and this is my assistant Emi-chan.
Emi: ^_^
Xel: Today we are doing something a little different.
Emi: That's right professor! The last three class' have been spent dissecting Slayers characters. But we are not limited to beings from that series.
Xel: That's right Emi-chan. Because today, we are dissecting a creature from Pokemon.
Emi: (imitating Crocidile Hunter) It's da elusive Pokemon, Pikachu!
Xel: *uncovers the crate*
Crate:Pi...Pika...Ka..Pi.pi..ka ..ka pi...