Site hosted by Angelfire.com: Build your free website today!

Dissection 102

Dissection 102: Professor Xelloss Metallium and assistant Emi-chan


Xel: Yare Yare! We have another student Emi-chan.
Emi-chan: Does that mean we get to dissect something today?
Xel: Why of course! But something not so big this time.
Emi-chan: And something not so damaging. *remebers the broken arm she got form trying to keep the dragon restrained.... Unfortunately she got free and excaped*
Xel: So I've decided that today we will find out whether or not Gourry has Jellyfish for brains!
(Gourry appears in front of them)
Gourry: What?
Emi-chan: Don't worry Gourry, this won't hurt a bit.
Gourry: What won't hurt.
(Xelloss tugs on his hair and the top of his head pops off)
Xel: Now Emi, do you have the equipment ready?
Emi-chan: *has fishing pole and tackle box in hand* Yessir!
(Xelloss baits the pole then casts it into the empty space that is Gourry's head. Twenty minutes later there is a tug on the line)
Xel: Emi!! Get the net!
Emi-chan: Yessir!! (she gets the net as Xelloss manages to reel in the catch. Xelloss pulls the catch out of Gourry's head and Emi catches it in the net. They both look at it carefully)
Emi: Interesting...
Xel: Yes it seems Lina-chan has had it wrong the whole time. He doesn't have Jellyfish for brains, but has squid instead!
(Gourry comes over and looks at the squid)
Xel: Today we have observed the importance of science to correct misunderstandings in society about the workings of humans and other animals in our world.
(Gourry picks up the squid and Emi yells at him to put it down)
Xel: By the findings of dissecting our subject we have corrected a large, and a false belief among many people.
(Emi yells at Gourry some more as he starts to eat it)
Xel: We now know that Gourry has Squid for brains and,
Emi-chan: Don't eat that!! It's your brain!
Gourry: But I'm hungery! *munch chomp chomp*
Xel: he is as big of an idiot with it as he is without it. Meet us next time for Dissection 103.