DRUNKEN VOODOO NINJAS : THE MOVIE

COMING SOON!!!

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STARRING IAN ENGLAND AS "JAP SLAP"(right), NATHAN RILEY AS THE "SECTION 8 SHAOLIN"(left), AND A SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE BY GIDDANCE GUCK AS "PURPLEHAZE"(not pictured)!!!

CHILDREN ALL ACROSS ASIA ARE JUMPING FOR JOY IN ADVANCE PRAISE FOR "DRUNKEN VOODOO NINJAS"!!!!

COMING SOON.... MOVIE SUMMARY, PROGRESS/SCRIPT UPDATES, INTERVIEWS WITH THE STARS, PROMOTIONAL PICTURES, AND EVERYTHING ELSE DRUNKEN VOODOO NINJA RELATED!

7/6/00- BIG NEWS!!! THE DEAL IS'NT QUITE FINALIZED YET BUT IT APPEARS WE HAVE SECURED INTERNATIONAL FILM SUPERSTAR AND WORLD RENOWN MARTIAL ARTIST BOUBACAR DIAWARA FOR A MAJOR ROLE IN DRUNKEN VOODOO NINJAS!!! DETAILS TO FOLLOW...

MR. DIAWARA

7/17/00- The script is coming along nicely. It's got intrigue, controversy, mystery, fat bitches, kung fu, vulgarity, trailer parks, and so much more. Scouting has been done on locations for shooting. Location details will be released just before production begins. Otherwise we will have too many groupie whores camping out waiting to pounce our dicks.

7/18/00- After much negotiating and numerous schedule adjustments I've set up an interview with Drunken Voodoo Ninjas star Section 8 Shaolin also known as Nathan Riley. It wasn't easy because his publicist is a major prick. I should have it up in the next week or so.

7/26/00- I had to pull quite a few strings and fondle quite a few nutbags but I've finally got it. An interview with Nathan Riley, one of the stars of Drunken Voodoo Ninjas. We caught up with him at the Sundance film festival for the showing of his latest epic "Pimpenstein". Here's a photo of him leaving the showing:

That's one dapper looking cat. Click here for the interview in its entirety.

 

8/5/00 - Okay I'd love to tell you that things are going nicely but... things are not going too fucking well. I've decided to go back and rewrite some of the script. Luckily I'm only 20 pages into it so its not going to be too major. We've started casting parts for the movie. Here is a list of those who have guaranteed roles in Drunken Voodoo Ninjas: Ian England, Nathan Riley, Giddance Guck, Rusty "Big Red Express" Townsend, Boubacar Diawara, and Lester. Bios of all cast members will be added soon. Not all roles have been cast yet so if you have talent or better yet if you have no talent email me.

9/20/00 - I know it's been a long time since I've updated. So I'm sure I've lost my legions of fans(all 2 of them). But here I am back in effect motherfucker! The Drunken Voodoo Ninjas project had been put on the backburner for the past month or so due to negative work related issues. Suprised? Yes it's true I work a real job. I'm sure you thought I just made million dollar blockbuster movies for a living but I don't. The script is back in development and the casting is in progress.

9/25/00 - The project is once again on hiatus. Fear not, this is very temporary. You see I just got Tony Hawk 2 the other day and that is my new number one priority above family, work, bathing, and yes Drunken Voodoo Ninjas. Give me a week and I'll be sick of the game.

1/15/01 - The website had been left for dead... but apparently a handful of people do stumble across this place. So I plan to start updating again... maybe not every day but from time to time.

1/22/01 - I'd like everyone to join me in welcoming D.J. Devoe to the cast of Drunken Voodoo Ninjas. Ms.(???) Devoe is our first female cast member and the crew and I are very excited to have her aboard. We felt the movie could use some sex appeal. Here is her professional headshot:

2/15/01 - A little casting update for everyone. Our number one star Boubacar Diawara is no longer a definite for the project. His agent recently informed us that he was discovered naked, raped, and strung out on drugs in a dumpster outside a known crackhouse. Apparently his recovery and drug rehab schedule will interfere with the shooting of this flick. We are going to try and work something out but things look mighty grim. I wish I could wish him the best but he's a prick and all I want him for is to be in my movie. On another note, we are in negotiations with none other than famed navy hero turned thespian, Clem Clevenger. I'm making an open call to all ladies to email me if your interested in being in this film. Hot, sexy, fat, folded, or floppy we don't care. You got genital warts? One tittie? Lupus? We don't give a fuck! Email me with your picture.


Email me: CRIPPLEDNINJA@aol.com