Let a child run his or her fingers through it once
a day.
For poise,
Walk with the knowledge you’ll never
walk alone.
People, even more than things, have to be restored,
renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed;
Never throw out anybody.
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand,
You’ll find one
at the end of your arm.
As you grow older, you will discover
that you have two hands,
One for helping yourself, the other for helping
others.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears,
the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty
of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart,
the place where love resides.
The beauty of a woman is not in a facial
mole,
But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives, the passion that she shows,
And the beauty of a woman, with passing years, only grows!
Share this with other women and something good will happen –
You will boost another woman’s self esteem.
Girl Poem
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee. And I can justify Any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber,
But a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass. My beauty's
a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit to others when I'm
wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem, admitting
that I'm lost. I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late. I don't watch movies, with lots of gore. Don't need instant
replay, to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And
just coz I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah,
I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But
jewelry's best. Would you look at my face, Not at my chest! I don't have a problem,
With expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling.
Don't call me a girl, A babe or a chick. I am a WOMAN, Get it, you prick?!
Teenage
Girlz
U know that you're a teenage girl when:
Boyfriends are a major priority
It takes hours 2 get ready even if it's
2 go 2 someplace silly, coz someone u know might be there
U start 2 become
irritated over little thingz (P.M.S.)
U whine about guyz 2 everyone
U are embarassed 2 go 2 the mall with your parents
U beg your parents 4 money
U need new clothes all the time
U go 2 parties
U go 4 'walks' just
2 find guyz
You'll do anything just 4 attention
31 Thingz Guyz Want Girlz to Know
We're not as big of perverts as you think we all are.
No matter
what you say, your ex-boyfriend IS an ass.
We like you to give us hugs and
kisses too.
Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
Don't treat
us like shit.
We know you're pretty, that's one of the reasons we're going
out with you.
Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just say it's that time of the
month and nothing more.
If you really liked us for us, you would let us to
think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
We'll never shave
our legs. So get over it.
NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's
just wrong.
Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell
us, if you don't.
When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
We absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 degrees, or what
any other guy looks like for that matter.
We may not be able to piss accurately
all of the time, but at least we can stand up and piss.
Just cause you think
you're always right, doesn't mean you don't have to apologize when you're wrong.
You expect us to say and do sweet things about you, but it would be nice
if you did the same every once in a while.
We can't always be spontaneous,
so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
Don't ask us to beat up another
guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
Never ever kick us in
the nuts ‘just to see what we'd say or do.’
Never pretend like you are going
to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
Pamela Anderson's boobs
aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
Size doesn't matter,
except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
PMS is not an excuse.
If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when
you're done.
Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn
us on.
Always remember: The way to a guy’s heart is through his stomach...and
maybe...oh never mind.
NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that
comfy with your friends, but to us it’s just wrong.
Just coz people say we
are players, it doesn't necessarily mean that it's true. If u want us not 2 look
at other girlz, then don't look at other guyz.
If we are doing something wrong,
tell us so that we can change it.
And last but not least: We know you're
not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.
A few Reasons why Guyz Like Girlz
They will always smell good even if it’s just shampoo
The way their
heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
How cute they look when
they sleep
The way they easily fit into our arms
The way they kiss you
and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
How cute they are when
they eat
The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it
all worth while
Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
The way they look good no matter what they wear
The way they fish for
compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful
thing on this earth
How cute they are when they argue
The way her hand
always finds yours
The way they smile
The way you feel when you see
their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight
The way she says
"lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...
The way
they kiss when you do something nice for them
The way they kiss you when
you say "I love you"
Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
The
way they fall into your arms when they cry
Then the way they apologize for
crying over something that silly
The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit
it)!
The way they say, "I miss you"
The way you miss them
The way
their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...Yet
regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would
die without them ...it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were
to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling
to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound,
you know that your own life is inevitably consumed within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons. No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart...A feeling that’s only felt.
Beautiful Women
Did you know that...
if shop mannequins were
real women they'd be too thin 2 menstruate?
there are 3 billion women who
don't look like supermodels and only eight who do.
Marilyn Monroe wore a
size 14.
if Barbie was a real woman, she'd have to walk on all fours due
to her proportions.
the average woman weighs 144 lbs and wears between a
12-14.
one out of every four college aged women has an eating disorder.
the models in the magazines are airbrushed - not perfect!
a psychological
study in 1995 found that three minutes spent looking at a fashion magazine caused
70% of women to feel depressed, guilty, and shameful.
models twenty years
ago weighed 8% less than the average woman. Today they weigh 23% less.
Beauty of a
Woman
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she
wears, The figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a
woman must be seen from her eyes, Because that is the doorway to her heart, The
place where love resides. The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole, But true
beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly
gives, The passion that she shows. The beauty of a woman With passing years -
only grows.
Punctuation
An English professor wrote the words, "Woman
without her man is nothing," on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate
it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
The Images of Mother
4
YEARS OF AGE - My Mommy can do anything!
8 YEARS OF AGE - My Mom knows a
lot! A whole lot!
12 YEARS OF AGE - My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.
14 YEARS OF AGE - Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either.
16 YEARS
OF AGE - Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 YEARS OF AGE - That old
woman? She's way out of date!
25 YEARS OF AGE - Well, she might know a little
bit about it.
35 YEARS OF AGE - Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion.
45 YEARS OF AGE - Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?
65 YEARS
OF AGE - Wish I could talk it over with Mom.
