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For those of you who were really curious and absolutely had to know something about the crazy authoress known as RaistlinofMetallica (and also TwinEnigma) and my muses. For your sake, I have divided the page into two sections: Me and the Muses.

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The Crazy Woman Behind the Curtain


RaistlinofMetallica here! Well... so, you wanted to know a little about me, huh? Here ya go!

Factiods and Version Info

AIM: MissLunaRouge
E-Mail: eevilshinigami@aol.com
Occupation: Full-time College Student
Motto: Whatever boats your float!
Hogwarts House: Slytherin
Wand: Yew and essence of phoenix feather core, 13 and 1/2 inches (from Alivans)
Equipment: 2+ pen of Fanfiction Writing and Plot Hole Correction, AD&D sourcebooks, evil laughter, muses
Music: Mostly metal and rock (some international rock, too), with some remixes, videogame music, classical, and a bit of alternative. I also enjoy NWOBHM era metal, Hendrix, the Rolling Stones and the Doors.
Eagerly Awaiting: More new music, FFVII: Crisis Core, and new Metallica
Precious: Tom Riddle action figure, Walter Dolneaz bust (with young Walter, too! x3)
Attention Span: I'm listenin- Oo! What's that? Can I see? NEAT!! Um...What were we talking about again?

Favorite Quotes: By words the mind is winged. – Aristophanes, Greek Athenian comic dramatist (450 BC - 388 BC)

Know thyself? If I knew myself, I'd run away. - Goethe

"Verily, verily, if thou commit an injustice against an INFJ, thou piss on a third rail you knew not of, and the INFJ and her tribe shall wax wroth, and pump volts and amperage unto said third rail, and thine urine shalt boil in thine bladder, and great shall be the smoking thereof.'" - Kenneth Freeman

"There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25:17.
'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and
the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds
the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord
when I lay my vengeance upon you.'" – Jules, Pulp Fiction

Current Version: Winter Break 2007

Current Primary Muse Count: 11
Current Secondary Muse Count: 2
Total Demon Muse Count: 4
Total Human Muse Count: 8
Total Vampire Muse Count: 1
Total Goblin Muse Count: 1
Current Total Muse Count: 14

Linkage:

RAISTLINOFMETALLICA

TWINENIGMA

My LiveJournal

My DeviantArt (Usually, I can be found in the UnseenArtists chatroom as I am the Headmaster for the club chat)


My artwork is not for free use, copying, redistribution, profit or posting elsewhere unless SPECIFICALLY marked "Free for use" in the description. My Adoptables have their own usage terms (see the Adoptions and Adoptables page for those).

Fanfiction of mine is NEVER posted on deviantART: it is only posted under the names RaistlinofMetallica and TwinEnigma on fanfiction.net, this page, RaistlinofMetallica on Aishiteru and the two yahoo groups listed above. The only exception to this is "Chaos Effect" which has a mirror HERE.

I do accept commissions and donations (see my DA shoutboard for info), but I do not work for free. I am a supporter of .


Meet The Muses


Personifications of Inspiration in all their Super-Deformed Glory!

DEMON CHIEF MUSA:

The original muse of RaistlinofMetallica. Sure, she looks like a SD grown-up demon version of Chibi-Usa, but she keeps the other muses in line. All muses in my brain operate under her supervision. As Chief of all muses operating in my head, Musa oversees all major overhauls to the original characters. So, when there’s going to be some major tweaking done, she’s there to keep everything organized. With the amount of stories and plotlines running around here, keeping everything organized is a must.

Primary Fuel Source: Unknown
Weapons: Bright blue-bladed lightsaber, red tape
Likes: Order
Hates: Dog Demon Muses who don't know their place.

CHIBI DRACO:

Primary Muse for the Harry Potter series. He needs Ritalin. He's one of my more prolific (and hyper) muses and often works with Chibi Raistlin. He is sometimes influenced by music and can be bribed with sugar, something which my other muses (and the characters) do with alarming frequency.

Primary Fuel Source: Sugar
Weapons: Wand, Gel-helmet
Likes: Attention
Hates: Being bored

CHIBI FULL-YOUKAI INUYASHA

Primary Muse of Violent Magical Beasts. Feared by most of the characters and with good reason. This pint-sized terror inspires all sorts of chaos and has demanded attention from the moment he finally decided to stop stalking my conscious thought and make himself visible. He is sneaky, vicious, bratty and extremely difficult to outrun. He gets along with Chibi Alucard and will often assist him in teasing Chibi Integra-sama. He carries around a stuffed plotbunny/weapon, which has been summarily dubbed "Mr. Snuffles". Whatever you do, DO NOT HUG MR. SNUFFLES.

Primary Fuel Source: Unknown
Weapons: Mr. Snuffles, sharp pointy teeth
Likes: Lemonfics, causing trouble, violence, blood, loud music
Hates: Being feared by all the characters.

CHIBI GOBLIN KING JARETH

Primary Muse of Parallel Realms, Faerie Courts, and Things That Go Bump In The Night. Prone to having fun at the expense of knocking mortals down a prideful peg or two and always in the know as to what's going on, Chibi Goblin King Jareth sometimes comes off as an evil, smarmy little brat, but is perhaps one of the most wise muses. He appeared one day, having a laugh at the expense of some OCs, and made like he's always been there. Though often lurking in the background, he usually does have something to contribute aside from his keen sense of humor and sarcastic wit.

Primary Fuel Source: Glitter
Weapons: Crystal Spheres, Goblin Armies, Riding Crop
Likes: peaches, owls, mischief, glam rock, song and dance
Hates: bratty children, people who whine about fairness, pesky mortals, pesky subjects

CHIBI HILD:

Primary Muse for the Ah! Megami-sama series. She generally helps me in the generation of markings for deities, as well as creating demons and their markings. She has quite a saucy personality.

Primary Fuel Source: Unknown
Weapons: Uber-Nidheg Skills
Likes: Mischief
Hates: Annoying jingles

CHIBI HOTARU:

Primary Muse for the Sailor Moon series. She is extremely quiet (for a muse), although she has been known to smack my Gundam Wing muse with a book whenever he argues with her.

Primary Fuel Source: Remixes
Weapons: A book - but she always has the ability to turn into a senshi version of herself, too.
Likes: Naoko-sama's original pairings
Hates: A certain grumpy Gundam Wing muse

CHIBI INTEGRA-SAMA & CHIBI ALUCARD:

Chibi Integra-sama and Chibi Alucard are my respective primary and secondary muses for Hellsing. The knight and his Master are quite content to inspire me with vampire plotbunnies, although Chibi Integra-sama expresses some concerns about working with Chibi Full-Youkai Inuyasha. She and Chibi Alucard almost always appear together, as she doesn't trust him to run around unsupervised in my head.

Primary Fuel Source: Tea, biscuits (Chibi Integra);
Blood, toasty souls of the damned (Chibi Alucard)
Weapons: Sword, small well-armed army, Righteous Aura, many guns, and Chibi Alucard (Chibi Integra);
Sword, small army of undead toasty souls, the guns Jackal and Casull, and himself (Chibi Alucard)
Likes: Order, Pulp Fiction, getting the better of Chibi Alucard (Chibi Integra);
Worthy opponents, teasing Chibi Integra (Chibi Alucard)
Hates: Enemies of Queen and country, Schrödinger’s Cat (Chibi Integra);
Boredom, holy relics, enemies of Chibi Integra, Schrödinger’s Cat (Chibi Alucard)

CHIBI LYZART

Primary Muse of Interesting Fashion Statements, Funky Hairdos and Shiny Accessories, Chibi Lyzart is a varied artist that turned into one of my muses. She enjoys romping around with Chibi Full-Youkai Inuyasha and inspiring interesting wardrobes. x3

Primary Fuel Source: UNKNOWN
Likes: playing with Chibi Full-Youkai Inuyasha
Hates UNKNOWN

CHIBI RAISTLIN:

Primary Muse for the Dragonlance series. He generally tends to be a bit of a snarky pest and will only work when he darn well feels like it, but he's been hanging around with me for quite some time.

Primary Fuel Source: Caffeine, Metallica
Weapons: Snarkiness, miniature Staff of Magius, Fireball - wonderful spell, how did it go again?
Likes: Readers who use their brains, Spice
Hates: Bad Fanfiction, Harkonnens, and Tribbles... those evil tribbles...

CHIBI RIN:

Secondary Muse for Inuyasha series. An extremely prolific muse, who is cuteness incarnate and adores her Chibi Sesshoumaru-sama. She's never far behind him.

Primary Fuel Source: Unknown
Weapons: Persistence, Uber-Cuteness
Likes: Flowers, her Sesshoumaru-sama
Hates: ... um... nothing, really... not even Chibi Full-Youkai Inuyasha or Chibi Alucard.

CHIBI SESSHOUMARU:

Primary Muse for the Inuyasha series. He likes to think he's in charge, but Chibi-Rin really spouts out more ideas than he does. He and Demon Chief Musa don't get along.

Primary Fuel Source: Pocky
Weapons: Mini-Tokijin, Mini-Tenseiga, sharp pointy teeth
Likes: Being in charge, violence
Hates: Pink-haired Demon Muses who don't know their place.

CHIBI THIEF KING BAKURA

Primary Muse of Bakura-Images, Egypt-themed Stuff, and Sketchy Things in General. This little kleptomaniac made off with my brain during Experimental Psychology and, after allying with Chibi Full Youkai Inuyasha, he declared himself one of my muses. Subsequently, he has been supplying a surprising number of drawing ideas and is somehow responsible for RaistlinofMetallica/TwinEnigma suddenly acquiring the ability to draw Ancient Egyptian-themed things with little to no references. He is a consummate attention hog and prefers to inspire artwork over anything else.

Primary Fuel Source: shiny objects
Secondary Fuel Source: red meat
Weapons: Sennen Ring, knives, 99 souls of pissed-off relatives, Ka monster
Likes: precious shiny objects, steak, table-top RPGs, causing chaos and destruction
Hates: Being bored, not being the center of attention, and Pharaohs (especially ones with tri-colored hair)

CHIBI WUFEI:

Primary Muse for the Gundam Wing series. The most grumpy muse in my brain, Chibi Wufei only works when he really feels he HAS to. Even then, he complains.

Primary Fuel Source: Coffee, Meditation
Weapons: Sword, fierce raging temper
Likes: Meditating, Justice
Hates: Injustice. Everything. It's just the way he is.

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Having not yet manifested, this muse is most mysterious...

Primary Fuel Source: ???
Weapons: ???
Likes: ???
Hates: ???


Um... It looks like my muse of violent magical beasts has been getting into trouble!
Poor Demon Chief Musa... She looks like she has a headache from dealing with him!

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