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"Who is this"
"Andrew"
"Andrew who?"

"Kirkendall, your stepson"

"I thought you were behind the couch"

-Fred S. & Andrew k.

 

Way back when, before any of us could drive and were begging our parents to take us here and there Andrew and Brittany went out to Metropark to see a Shakespeare play.  Well, at the end of the night, Andrew had to call his house for a ride and, to Andrew's great luck, Fred picked up the phone.  Now the real funny part to this is that, at the time, the Kirkendall's couch was pushed up against the wall and we're all willing to wager that Fred was lying on it. 

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