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MEN LIVE FOR AGES WITH THE WORDS THEY SAY.

MY FRIENDS AND I SHALL DO THE SAME BY LIVING ON THROUGH THE QUOTES ON THIS PAGE!!!

I couldn't find a background I liked...so I just figured I'd return to the basics.

 

Here are my quotes, if you have a favorite that doesn't have a story behind it, just e-mail me at smurdenberg@angelfire.com  If the story is good enough, I'll add it to the site, if it's not I'll just warn you that you really don't wanna know.  The quotes are in a quasi-chronological order...somewhat.

 

HIGH SCHOOL

 

She can run the light...she's Cuban.

-Andrew K.

 

Speed limits don't apply to Cubans.

-Andrew K.

 

We're going to have an all request music hour.  We request the music and we play it.

-Stephen W.

 

People are stupid.

-Ms. Ralin

 

Stephen, does your mommy dress you up in naughty lingerie and take pictures?

-Brittany C.

 

It's always darkest before it gets pitch black.

-Matt J.

 

Touchdown!

-Andrew K.

 

And he continues to talk to himself.

-Brittany C.

 

Paul, don't you dare become my sister.

-Stephen W.

 

What size are you?

-Andrew K.

 

Hey baby.  Want a ride?

-Matt J.

 

Wait!  Before you shoot me let me walk over to that ambulance over there.

-Paul G.

 

Wait!  I've got change.

-Paul G.

 

I'd like a five piece chicken nugget for ninety-nine cents.

-Stephen W.

 

Hey, that kid is drowning.

Aren't you the lifeguard?

Are you implying something?

-Stephen W.

 

We have to get our supervisor to see if that's considered floating.

-Thomas

 

I'll get you techron!

-Stephen W.

 

::Smirk::  I'll think about it.

-Heather R.

 

There's a nuclear winter?  Come on kids grab your coats; we're getting in the car!

-Matt J.

 

I'm not gay!

-Chris P.

 

Don't underestimate stupid people in large groups.

-Wolfson Drama Club

 

We're not dumb...we're drama.

-Wolfson Drama Club

 

I don't trust anything that bleeds for seven days and still lives.

-YMCA

 

Hit the kids...they're not important.

-Ms. Ralin

 

I'd have trouble shooting a deer...I'd have no trouble shooting an idiot.

-Andrew K.

 

Red means stop, green means go, yellow means go faster.

-Starman

 

You're on speaking probation.

-Paul G.

 

And people in hell want ice water.

-Lou V.

 

I gotta go...Paul's lighting my furniture on fire.

-Matt J.

 

Shut-up, Jeff.

-World History

 

You ever seen Terminator 2?  Remember that liquid guy running after the car?  Ever seen a seventy year old man do it?

-Paul G.

 

And the sad thing is...I can see us doing it.

-Matt J. & Paul G.

 

Paul, next time you can just pull the car through the door.

-Ms. Ralin

 

Wanna play?

-Paul G.

 

Why do I always have to sit next to Paul?

-Matt J.

 

I will not sacrifice my life for one of your's...at best I will sacrifice one of y'all's lives for mine.

-Coach Williams.

 

Oh, there's no table there.

-Matt M.

 

Why me?

-Natalie C.

 

And ya know why?  'Cause I'm Paul.

-Paul G.

 

Paul, what's your potato doing in my refrigerator?

-Ms. Ralin

 

#@&~!*#@

-Irish R.

 

Do you love me?

Of course...you're my puddin'

-Heather R. & James S.

 

I wanna be called the magnificent.

Will you settle for the obnoxious?

-Jeff B. & Paul G.

 

She's cuban too...but don't let that fool you.

-Matt M.

 

They should know how to make biscuits!

-Natalie C.

 

I'm confused.

-Andrew K.

 

I need your shoe to have my child!

-Heidi E.  "Into the Woods"

 

You need a new girlfriend.  A short, cute one.

-Jenna D.

 

Ouch!

-Paul G.

 

Normal is boring.

-Ralin G.

 

My computer is sleeping...it's so cute.

-Stephen W.

 

You're goodless.

-Paul G.

 

I'm not listening.

-Andrew K.

 

Who was that?

-Paul G. & Adam R.

 

Ya think?

-Natalie C.

 

Just 'cause I walk up with my fly unzipped doesn't mean you can unzip it.

-Matt J.

 

I hate parents.

-Ms. Ralin

 

Do you love me?

Don't ask me that now.

-Paul G. & Natalie C.

 

You scare me.

-Paul G.

 

I can't believe how big he's getting!

You've never seen a baby grow up?

-Jeff G.

 

You're wierd.

-Paul G.

 

I'm going 25...atleast.

-Paul G.

 

Bad Paul...no bumper!

-Matt J.

 

I creamed all over the place.

-Peter K.

 

Paul, if you're the president then who's the first lady, Matt?

-Peter K.

 

I'm having a conversation with myself, keep out.

 

-Natalie C.

 

Paul, it's okay if you're straight, just so long as you don't hit on me.

-Matt J.

 

Eject!

-Ms. Ralin

 

Y'all are hot.  Wait, your shirt isn't hot.  You weren't wearing your shirt.

Shut-up, Sherlock.

-Matt J. & Andrew L.

 

That's going in the quote book.

-Paul G.

 

Watch the road, I wanna look at the Blue Angels.

-Ms. Ralin

 

But I don't wanna drive the cow car.

-Ms. Ralin

 

I prefer the term fruit...it's more festive.

-Matt J.

 

If a gay guy raped me...I'd be really mad.

-Paul G.

 

Hey...it stopped raining.

No Tom, you're just under a tree.

-Tom F. & Paul G.

 

Matt, you're going to Target for five seconds.

You obviously don't know what it's like to be gay.

-Paul G. & Matt J.

 

Thank God the beach just happened to have sand that day!

-Brittany C.

 

Please excuse me while I go kick myself in the back of the head.

-Paul G.

 

Paul, are you saved?

Yes.

Good!

-Matt M. & Paul G.

 

Hola Isabelle ¿Cómo estás?

-Natalie C.

 

Let's go see if this here nine-iron will chop off the head of that there duck.

-Paul G.

 

Two houses, both alike in dignity...

-Natalie C.

 

It's a conspiracy

-Natalie C.

 

Simple minds, simple pleasures.

-Matt J.

 

Conserve water...take a shower with a friend.

-Cookiefl

 

5, 4, 3, 2, What?!?

-Stephen W.

 

Paul, I heard my mother found you and Heather in bed again.

-Jaime R.

 

Just a few snips and that problem is solved.

-Paul G.

 

I'm not gay, just misunderstood.

-Andrew L.

 

Your finals are done?

Yes.

And you still have to go to school?

Yes.

Why?

-Ms. Ralin & Paul G.

 

I love that in a man.

-Philip B.

 

There's nothing to do here but suck on big, fat, juicy...sugarcane.

-Laura C.

 

Traffic!  Door!  I like that door!

-Paul G.

 

Giddy up!

-Andrew L.

 

I'm turning into Andrea Talton.

-Matt J.

 

RED RUM!

-Paul G.

 

I hate Stove Top.

-Joy C.

 

If I had to make a sex noise right now...it would be ouch.

-Jaci H.

 

You're gay.

Yeah...wait!  No I'm not!

-Andrew L.

 

Paul, would you like some coffee to go with your bowl of sugar?

-Joy C.

 

Who is this?

Andrew.

Andrew who?

Kirkendall.  You step-son.

I thought you were behind the couch.

-Fred S. & Andrew K.

 

Where are we going?

I don't know, but I'm going to be the first one there.

-Peter K. (about Paul G.)

 

Give me back my pants.

-Peter K.

 

It hurts.

-Alan W.

 

When are you gonna put me on your quote page?

When you say something remotely intlligent.

Gee thanks.

-Lindsey J. & Paul G.

 

I can't believe I let you guys talk me into this.

Paul, don't even start that.

-Paul G. & Andrew K.

 

Stay away from penises.

-Elizabeth B.

 

I was bored and it was fun.

-Christina F.

 

I never was very bright.  Don't quote me on that.

-Alana S.

 

It was just that one night, there were no parents around so I thought I'd have a little fun.

-Lauren F.

 

Hand check!  ::Leatherby raises hands::  Butter?

It takes them a while.

-Lauren F.

 

 

COLLEGE (Freshman year)

So...come here often?

-Skip G.

 

Sex is for marriage, but nakedness is for anytime.

-Brent J.

 

Actually, I'm not in theatre.

Then why are you here?

-Brooke M. & Skip G.

 

Oh, let me get the door.

-Doc Brauer (Composition I)

 

In the 60's we were all antiestablishment.  None of us knew what establishment was, but we were against it.  Yeah, we were full of crap.

-Dr. Pedigo (General Psychology)

 

Doc, it's teachers like you that make things like Columbine happen.

-Sherri D.

 

Okay, get out.

-Skip G.

 

I don't believe in homosexuals.

Every time you say that a gay man somewhere dies.

-Brent J. & Matt J.

 

I don't remember that being in the contract.

-Skip G. & Brooke M.

 

Both of you have lost your privilege to speak.

-Hank

 

What the hell is that under the stage?

Cassio?

-Christine S. & Skip G.

 

O monstrous world take note!  Take note, O World:  To be direct and honest is not safe!

-Iago (Shakespeare's Othello)

 

 

Brent, that's dangerous!  You might get stolen!

-Amber B.

 

I have a great need to strangle you in frustration right now.

-Stephen W.

 

You're fired.

From what, life?

Sure.

Too late.  That happened yesterday.

-Skip G. & Brent J.

 

The topic is:  How can we help Jocelyn?

We can't.

There ya go...that's a hundred.

-Doc Brauer & Skip G. (Composition I)

 

Just wait till you have something intelligent to say.

So what, don't say anything at all?

-Skip G. & Arikka G.

 

Water has a taste, moron.

I'm sure it does.  It's just a tasteless taste.

-Shaft B. & Skip G.

 

Can you wash pillows in the dryer?

-Shaft B.

 

Now I know you're probably thinking that there's nothing to do around here...and you're right.   There is absolutely nothing to do here.

-Sam C.

 

That's when she goes flip, hold, push.

-Peter K.

 

Steve, stop it, you're going to break something.

Yeah, me.

-Heather R. & Alan W.

 

Amy did it!

-"The Guys"

 

I stopped.  Just not far enough away from the car.

-Christine S.

 

I realize that that's a falicy in argumentative logic, but...did I just use that sentence?

-Skip G.

 

Hi, I'm Vandell and I'm black.

-Vandell L.

 

 

COLLEGE (Sophomore year)

(to Ryan J.)  I thought you were 27.

Well you're just an idiot.

Okay.

-James S. & Skip G.

 

Hey, just calling to remind you that you have a date with my wife tomorrow night.

-Andre L.

 

So ever time I don't stick out my tongue in a picture I get a kiss?

Would that help?

It couldn't hurt.

-Skip G. & Brooke M.

 

It would be fun to be a sumo wrestler.

-Amber B.

 

If you have expectations, I'd like to try and meet those.

That's sweet.

But if you start expecting too much I'm gonna throw you over a bridge or something.

That's not so sweet.

-Skip G. & Brooke M.

 

I'm silent like a bunny.

-Jeremy A.

 

Hussein is that masterful hider of things.

-Steve L.

 

You only have class two days a week and the most exciting thing that happens to you on Tuesdays and Thursdays is a bunch of died blondes kicking you off a sofa.  I think implosion would be a good change of pace for you.

-Steve L.

 

They broke up.

Again?  Oh my God!  I'm sorry, that's horrible.

-Erin T.

 

Is there a place open right now?

-Jeremy A.

 

Problems hit them like water on the back of a duck.

-Dr. Hollingsworth (Group Dynamics)

 

What do they talk about?

Vaginas.

The whole time?

Yes.

That's fun.

-Boka N. & Kori B.

 

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Everything seems like a good idea at two in the morning.

-Skip G. & Angel J.

 

You will never make a decision you are proud of between the hours of two and five a.m.  Those hours increase if drugs or alcohol is involved.

-Mrs. Hallquist (Interpersonal Communications)

 

Look at what Christine did to me.

Were y'all playing Buffy the Vampire Slayer again?

-Skip G. & Dennis C.

But you were violated in the best way possible
-Daneen W.

You're not allowed to play.
-Lisa Greenberg