MEN LIVE FOR AGES WITH THE WORDS THEY SAY.
MY FRIENDS AND I SHALL DO THE SAME BY LIVING ON THROUGH THE QUOTES ON THIS PAGE!!!
I couldn't find a background I liked...so I just figured I'd return to the basics.
Here are my quotes, if you have a favorite that doesn't have a story behind it, just e-mail me at smurdenberg@angelfire.com If the story is good enough, I'll add it to the site, if it's not I'll just warn you that you really don't wanna know. The quotes are in a quasi-chronological order...somewhat.
HIGH SCHOOL
She can run the light...she's Cuban.
-Andrew K.
Speed limits don't apply to Cubans.
We're going to have an all request music hour. We request the music and we play it.
-Stephen W.
People are stupid.
-Ms. Ralin
Stephen, does your mommy dress you up in naughty lingerie and take pictures?
-Brittany C.
It's always darkest before it gets pitch black.
-Matt J.
Touchdown!
-Andrew K.
And he continues to talk to himself.
-Brittany C.
Paul, don't you dare become my sister.
-Stephen W.
What size are you?
-Andrew K.
Hey baby. Want a ride?
-Matt J.
Wait! Before you shoot me let me walk over to that ambulance over there.
-Paul G.
Wait! I've got change.
-Paul G.
I'd like a five piece chicken nugget for ninety-nine cents.
-Stephen W.
Hey, that kid is drowning.
Aren't you the lifeguard?
Are you implying something?
-Stephen W.
We have to get our supervisor to see if that's considered floating.
-Thomas
I'll get you techron!
-Stephen W.
::Smirk:: I'll think about it.
-Heather R.
There's a nuclear winter? Come on kids grab your coats; we're getting in the car!
-Matt J.
I'm not gay!
-Chris P.
Don't underestimate stupid people in large groups.
-Wolfson Drama Club
We're not dumb...we're drama.
-Wolfson Drama Club
I don't trust anything that bleeds for seven days and still lives.
-YMCA
Hit the kids...they're not important.
-Ms. Ralin
I'd have trouble shooting a deer...I'd have no trouble shooting an idiot.
-Andrew K.
Red means stop, green means go, yellow means go faster.
-Starman
You're on speaking probation.
-Paul G.
And people in hell want ice water.
-Lou V.
I gotta go...Paul's lighting my furniture on fire.
Shut-up, Jeff.
-World History
You ever seen Terminator 2? Remember that liquid guy running after the car? Ever seen a seventy year old man do it?
-Paul G.
And the sad thing is...I can see us doing it.
-Matt J. & Paul G.
Paul, next time you can just pull the car through the door.
-Ms. Ralin
Wanna play?
-Paul G.
Why do I always have to sit next to Paul?
-Matt J.
I will not sacrifice my life for one of your's...at best I will sacrifice one of y'all's lives for mine.
-Coach Williams.
Oh, there's no table there.
-Matt M.
Why me?
-Natalie C.
And ya know why? 'Cause I'm Paul.
-Paul G.
Paul, what's your potato doing in my refrigerator?
-Ms. Ralin
#@&~!*#@
-Irish R.
Do you love me?
Of course...you're my puddin'
-Heather R. & James S.
I wanna be called the magnificent.
Will you settle for the obnoxious?
-Jeff B. & Paul G.
She's cuban too...but don't let that fool you.
-Matt M.
They should know how to make biscuits!
-Natalie C.
I'm confused.
-Andrew K.
I need your shoe to have my child!
-Heidi E. "Into the Woods"
You need a new girlfriend. A short, cute one.
-Jenna D.
Ouch!
-Paul G.
Normal is boring.
-Ralin G.
My computer is sleeping...it's so cute.
-Stephen W.
You're goodless.
-Paul G.
I'm not listening.
-Andrew K.
Who was that?
-Paul G. & Adam R.
Ya think?
-Natalie C.
Just 'cause I walk up with my fly unzipped doesn't mean you can unzip it.
-Matt J.
I hate parents.
-Ms. Ralin
Do you love me?
Don't ask me that now.
-Paul G. & Natalie C.
You scare me.
-Paul G.
I can't believe how big he's getting!
You've never seen a baby grow up?
-Jeff G.
You're wierd.
-Paul G.
Bad Paul...no bumper!
-Matt J.
I creamed all over the place.
-Peter K.
Paul, if you're the president then who's the first lady, Matt?
-Peter K.
I'm having a conversation with myself, keep out.
-Natalie C.
Paul, it's okay if you're straight, just so long as you don't hit on me.
-Matt J.
Eject!
-Ms. Ralin
Y'all are hot. Wait, your shirt isn't hot. You weren't wearing your shirt.
Shut-up, Sherlock.
-Matt J. & Andrew L.
That's going in the quote book.
-Paul G.
Watch the road, I wanna look at the Blue Angels.
-Ms. Ralin
But I don't wanna drive the cow car.
-Ms. Ralin
I prefer the term fruit...it's more festive.
-Matt J.
If a gay guy raped me...I'd be really mad.
-Paul G.
Hey...it stopped raining.
No Tom, you're just under a tree.
-Tom F. & Paul G.
Matt, you're going to Target for five seconds.
You obviously don't know what it's like to be gay.
-Paul G. & Matt J.
Thank God the beach just happened to have sand that day!
-Brittany C.
Please excuse me while I go kick myself in the back of the head.
-Paul G.
Paul, are you saved?
Yes.
Good!
-Matt M. & Paul G.
Hola Isabelle ¿Cómo estás?
-Natalie C.
Let's go see if this here nine-iron will chop off the head of that there duck.
-Paul G.
Two houses, both alike in dignity...
-Natalie C.
It's a conspiracy
-Natalie C.
Simple minds, simple pleasures.
-Matt J.
Conserve water...take a shower with a friend.
-Cookiefl
5, 4, 3, 2, What?!?
-Stephen W.
Paul, I heard my mother found you and Heather in bed again.
-Jaime R.
Just a few snips and that problem is solved.
-Paul G.
I'm not gay, just misunderstood.
-Andrew L.
Your finals are done?
Yes.
And you still have to go to school?
Yes.
Why?
-Ms. Ralin & Paul G.
I love that in a man.
-Philip B.
There's nothing to do here but suck on big, fat, juicy...sugarcane.
-Laura C.
Traffic! Door! I like that door!
-Paul G.
Giddy up!
-Andrew L.
I'm turning into Andrea Talton.
-Matt J.
RED RUM!
-Paul G.
I hate Stove Top.
-Joy C.
If I had to make a sex noise right now...it would be ouch.
-Jaci H.
You're gay.
Yeah...wait! No I'm not!
-Andrew L.
Paul, would you like some coffee to go with your bowl of sugar?
-Joy C.
I thought you were behind the couch.
Where are we going?
I don't know, but I'm going to be the first one there.
-Peter K. (about Paul G.)
It hurts.
-Alan W.
When are you gonna put me on your quote page?
When you say something remotely intlligent.
Gee thanks.
-Lindsey J. & Paul G.
I can't believe I let you guys talk me into this.
Paul, don't even start that.
-Paul G. & Andrew K.
Stay away from penises.
-Elizabeth B.
I was bored and it was fun.
-Christina F.
I never was very bright. Don't quote me on that.
-Alana S.
It was just that one night, there were no parents around so I thought I'd have a little fun.
-Lauren F.
Hand check! ::Leatherby raises hands:: Butter?
It takes them a while.
-Lauren F.
COLLEGE (Freshman year)
So...come here often?
-Skip G.
Sex is for marriage, but nakedness is for anytime.
-Brent J.
Then why are you here?
-Brooke M. & Skip G.
Oh, let me get the door.
-Doc Brauer (Composition I)
In the 60's we were all antiestablishment. None of us knew what establishment was, but we were against it. Yeah, we were full of crap.
-Dr. Pedigo (General Psychology)
Doc, it's teachers like you that make things like Columbine happen.
-Sherri D.
Okay, get out.
-Skip G.
I don't believe in homosexuals.
Every time you say that a gay man somewhere dies.
-Brent J. & Matt J.
I don't remember that being in the contract.
-Skip G. & Brooke M.
Both of you have lost your privilege to speak.
-Hank
What the hell is that under the stage?
Cassio?
-Christine S. & Skip G.
O monstrous world take note! Take note, O World: To be direct and honest is not safe!
-Iago (Shakespeare's Othello)
Brent, that's dangerous! You might get stolen!
-Amber B.
I have a great need to strangle you in frustration right now.
-Stephen W.
You're fired.
From what, life?
Sure.
Too late. That happened yesterday.
-Skip G. & Brent J.
The topic is: How can we help Jocelyn?
We can't.
There ya go...that's a hundred.
-Doc Brauer & Skip G. (Composition I)
Just wait till you have something intelligent to say.
So what, don't say anything at all?
-Skip G. & Arikka G.
Water has a taste, moron.
I'm sure it does. It's just a tasteless taste.
-Shaft B. & Skip G.
Can you wash pillows in the dryer?
-Shaft B.
Now I know you're probably thinking that there's nothing to do around here...and you're right. There is absolutely nothing to do here.
-Sam C.
That's when she goes flip, hold, push.
-Peter K.
Steve, stop it, you're going to break something.
Yeah, me.
-Heather R. & Alan W.
-"The Guys"
I stopped. Just not far enough away from the car.
-Christine S.
I realize that that's a falicy in argumentative logic, but...did I just use that sentence?
-Skip G.
Hi, I'm Vandell and I'm black.
-Vandell L.
COLLEGE (Sophomore year)
(to Ryan J.) I thought you were 27.
Well you're just an idiot.
Okay.
-James S. & Skip G.
Hey, just calling to remind you that you have a date with my wife tomorrow night.
-Andre L.
So ever time I don't stick out my tongue in a picture I get a kiss?
Would that help?
It couldn't hurt.
-Skip G. & Brooke M.
It would be fun to be a sumo wrestler.
-Amber B.
If you have expectations, I'd like to try and meet those.
That's sweet.
But if you start expecting too much I'm gonna throw you over a bridge or something.
That's not so sweet.
-Skip G. & Brooke M.
I'm silent like a bunny.
-Jeremy A.
Hussein is that masterful hider of things.
-Steve L.
You only have class two days a week and the most exciting thing that happens to you on Tuesdays and Thursdays is a bunch of died blondes kicking you off a sofa. I think implosion would be a good change of pace for you.
-Steve L.
They broke up.
Again? Oh my God! I'm sorry, that's horrible.
-Erin T.
Is there a place open right now?
-Jeremy A.
Problems hit them like water on the back of a duck.
-Dr. Hollingsworth (Group Dynamics)
What do they talk about?
Vaginas.
The whole time?
Yes.
That's fun.
-Boka N. & Kori B.
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Everything seems like a good idea at two in the morning.
-Skip G. & Angel J.
You will never make a decision you are proud of between the hours of two and five a.m. Those hours increase if drugs or alcohol is involved.
-Mrs. Hallquist (Interpersonal Communications)
Look at what Christine did to me.
Were y'all playing Buffy the Vampire Slayer again?
-Skip G. & Dennis C.
But you were violated in the best way possible
You're not allowed to play.
-Daneen W.
-Lisa Greenberg