Quotes, useless info, tips, advice, miscellaneous

MOSTLY CLuBBiNg stories, tips, advice(sorry I know some of this is harsh, but it's true, and i'm tired...

  • SOMETIMES PSYCHOS AT CLUBS MISTAKE REJECTION FOR PLAYING HARD TO GET...DO WHAT WE DO...KNEE 'EM IN THE BALLS (J/K)....ACT LIKE A LESBIAN(J/K---> ONLY U KNOW WHO DOES THAT!!) NO GO DANCE NEAR THE BOUNCER AND IF THEY BUG U PUSH THEM AWAY..USUALLY THE BOUNCER WILL HANDLE IT...AND IF THEY STILL BUG YOU THEN RUN AWWAY INTO THE LADIES BATHROOM..THEY'LL GET BORED AND HIT ON SOME OTHER POOR CHICS

  • safety tip #1: Ok, this goes out to all the girls, u know about that chic who was killed at BK after some psychos flipped out on her because she dissed them when they tried to pick her up. Do what I do, give a fake number. See these guys are gratified temporarily thinking that they actually got your number...they get props from their friends and then leave u alone for the rest of the night...only when they call they feel stupid..it's a nicer way of letting them down...they feel like they got the mission accomplished and aren't embarrassed in the club

  • There are pleanty of fish in the sea, but beware of the sharks!!

  • THE STAFF AT JACK AStorS ARE SCARY...ONCE ME AND MY FRIEND WERE WALKING OUT OF THE BATHROOM AND WE SEE 2 WAITERS GRINDING TO THE SONG "TOO CLOSE"...SO WE BEING SARCASTIC PEOPLE CHEER THEM ON...NEXT THING WE KNOW I'M BEING PULLED INTO THE KITCHEN (U KNOW HOW THEY HAVE THAT BRICK WALL THAT SEPARATES THE DINING ROOM FROM THE KITCHEN, WELL I'M BEHIND THAT WALL)..I LOOK BACK AT MY FRIEND HELPLESSLY, HOPING SHE (LYC) WILL RESCUE ME BY BEING A BITCH AND PULL ME AWAY AS I HEAR PEOPLE SCRAMBELING TO FIND 'CRAIG'. NEXT THING I KNOW, MY HAND IS BEING GRABBED TO SHAKE HANDS WITH CRAIG WHO IS INFRONT OF ME WITH 3 OTHER WAITERS/KITCHEN DUDES BLOCKING ME OUT. I TURN AROUND AND THERE ARE TWO BIG GUYS STANDING SIDE TO SIDE BLOCKING ME OUT FROM THE BACK...SO THEY ARE SCARING ME WHILE I CAN'T FIND ANY ESCAPE THEY BABBLE "THIS IS CRAIG, CRAIG IS A GEMINI. HE LIKES LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH" THEN AFTER FINDING OUT I WAS 17 (AS CRAIG WAS 28 --LIKE EWWW!) THEY LET ME BACK TO MY TABLE....THIS IS MY STORY OF THE PSYCHOTIC PEOPLE OF THE RICHMOND HILL JACK AStorS.

  • One time @ Goddess (oh my the goddess days!!) this dude picked me up and gave me his email...although it seemed gay at the time it is probably not that bad of an idea...look at it this way..if u give ur # to someone thinking they are normal, and they turn out to be psycho, you don't have to change ur number, or anything, u just ignore their emails or block the sender....and if he doesn't have email (like who doesn't) or internet access, he probably knows someone who does....if he wants you bad enough, he'll find a way

  • WE ALL KNOW GUYS ARE DUMB SOMETIMES, BUT THERE ARE SOME GUYS WHO GO BEYOND DUMBNESS INTO RETARDEDNESS. I WAS CLUBBING WITH MY BOYFRIEND (at the time) AND SOME FRIENDS, WHEN THIS STUPID GUY SMILES AT ME, I'M LIKE WHATEVER. ANYHOW, WE DECIDE TO MAKE OUR WAY TO THE MAIN ROOM...MY BOYFRIEND IS INFRONT OF ME, I'M HUGGING HIM FROM THE BACK (OBVIOUSLY WE ARE TOGETHER) ANYHOW THIS IDIOT, TAPS ME ON THE BACK, I TURN AROUND TO SEE HIM SMILING AT ME, I GIVE HIM A LOOK THAT SHRINKS HIS BALLS TO PEANUTS AND WALK AWAY... OK WE (GIRLS CAN'T UNDERSTAND THIS)WHEN U (A CHICK) IS WITH YOUR MAN, WHY WOULD DO SOME IDIOTS THINK THEY HAVE A CHANCE WITH U...WHY THE HELL WOULD THEY TRY TO DO SOMETHING ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR BOYFRIEND IS LIKE 2 FEET AWAY FROM THEM...AND LIKE 6'3" AND THEY ARE LIKE 5'4" (he was like my height) f*@#%ING IDIOTS.

  • cherish the past, live the present and dream of the future

  • BE NICE, THEN BE A BITCH...YOU SHOULD ALWAYS TRY TO BRUSH SOMEONE OFF NICELY, IF THEY DON'T TAKE THE HINT THEN BE A BITCH UNLESS THEY ARE PLAIN STUPID, FOR EX. ONE TIME ME AND MY FRIENDS WENT CLUBBING (WE GIRLS WERE ON THE PLATFORM--THE SPEAKERS, THE GUYS WERE ON THE FLOOR)THIS IDIOT COMES UP AND SAYS "ANY CHANCE I CAN GET SOME UP THERE?" SO I SAID " NO GO OVER THERE" AND I POINTED TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE ROOM.

  • Or if they use a cheesy pick up line like "where have you been all night?" respond with something like "as far away from you as possible" any guy who will use a cheesy, unoriginal like is not worth talking to.

  • this goes out to u-know-who,that dude that u thought was normal but isn't...disrespectful...selling drugs to kids. If u actually meet someone at a club, don't expect a (normal) relationship...usually u will find someone who is older than u by 6-10 years, someone who is already in a relationship, or someone just looking for a piece of ass. #$#$#$ u know i'm right, the ultimate source (player) told u himself...and he would know

  • don't dance near drunk guys, especially on platforms...they have a tendency to lose their balance and fall, people will look at you as if you have pushed off and give you evil looks, but when infact it can be attributed to the large consumption of mind altering substances, seeing as how they can't even remember their names or walk straight.

  • GUYS A WORD OF ADVICE...WHEN U GO CLUBBING, DON'T TOUCH A STRANGER (CHICS)...WE MAY HAVE BEEN DRINKING BUT WE AREN'T DRUNK...AND THERE IS A BIGGER CHANCE THAT WE GO HOME AND F#@K OUR OWN CHIC FRIENDS THEN THOSE STUPID FREAKS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS ON US

  • never dance next to ryan...u all think i'm a violent dancer, well ryan punches, elbows, stomps, slaps, smacks, hits u name it, while he's trying to break out in his ec stylez, he doesn't do it on purpose, but it still hurts. I waiting for the day he dance punches me and gives me a black eye or a bloody nose.

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