Alrighty, a few of us had a few bad days with the male of the human species so here's how we feel better about it. No we don't live this, but it sure does make it easier to get past things when one can laugh about it!
| Men are like.....Placemats They only show up when there's food on the table |
Men are like.....Bike Helmets Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly |
| Men are like.....Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion |
Men are like.....Government Bonds They take so long to mature |
| Men are like.....Parking Spots The good ones are taken and the rest are too small |
Men are like.....Copiers You need them for reproduction, but that's about it |
| Men are like.....Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not all that bright |
Men are like.....Bank Accounts Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest |
| Men are like.....High Heels They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it |
Men are like.....Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are |
| Men are like.....Curling Irons They're always hot and they're always in your hair |
Men are like.....Mini Skirts If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs |