If you spot a card w/ a cool, or amusing quote, then submit it here including the name, and be sure to include the name of the card.
Aggression - The star that burns twices as bright burns half as long.
Aluren - Squee bounced up and down, "I sees a horsey, an' a piggy, an' a-" "If you don't shut up," hissed Mirri, "you'll see a kidney and a spleeney."
Amnesia - "Who's The Fruity Ass Now???!!!" --James Wise
Anaconda - If you're smaller than the anaconda, it considers you food. If you're larger than the anaconda, it considers you a lot of food.
Angelic Blessing - Only the warrior who can admit mortal weakness will be bolstered by immortal strength.
An-Zerrin Ruins - "The An-Zerrins have served me well, ever since I first killed them." --Baron Sengir
Archivist - Some do. Some teach. The rest look it up.
Ardent Militia - "While the rest of us got paid to serve the Benalish army, the militia didn't. I used to say they stood for freedom - free and dumb." - Gerrard of the Weatherlight
Argothian Elder - "Sharpen your ears" Elvish expression meaning "grow wiser"
Argothian Swine - In Argoth, the shortest path between two points is the one the swine make.
Armor Silver - Hanna: "We must learn how they protect each other." Mirri: "After they're done trying to kill us, right?"
Aurochs - One Auroch may feed a village, but a herd will flatten it.
Aysen Bureaucrats - "I would say that our Bureaucrats are no better than viper- but I shouldn't insult the vipers." --Murat, Death Speaker
Back to Basics - "A ruler wears a crown while the rest of us wear hats, but which would you rather have when it's raining?" --Barrin, Principia
Fool's Tome - Squee: "What's that?" / Ertai: "It's a magical book." / Squee: "Am I smart
enough ta use it?" / Ertai: "You could say that."
Bouncing Beebles - Beebles are frequently hurled against stone surfaces at high speed but always
zing back into the air with a giggle.
Jackalope Herd - There's little more demeaning than getting your butt kicked by a bunch of
bunnies.
Patchwork Gnomes - "Just when I get them working, they always start fighting and tearing at each
other for spare parts." --Hanna, Weatherlight navigator
Straw Golem - "Don't look at me. I didn't build it." - Hanna, Weatherlight navigator
Wall of Shields - "It's the pokey bits that hurt the most." --Ib Halfheart, Goblin Tactician
Coat of Arms - "Hup, two, three, four, Dunno how to count no more." -Mogg march
Elixir of Vitality - "Eternal life or your money back." --Unnamed Suq'Ata merchant, deceased
Magma Mine - BOOM!
Goblin Digging Team - "From down here we can make the whole wall collapse!" "Uh, yeah, boss, but how
do we get out?"
Goblin Piker - Once he'd worked out which end of the thing was sharp, he was promoted to guard
duty.
Goblin Raider - "I seen lots o' fights. To win ya gotta bash hard and not get bashed back."
-Goblin grunt
Raging Goblin - He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Goblin Cavaliers - They get along so well with their goats because they're practically goats
themselves.
Goblin Mutant - If only it had three brains, too.
Goblin Patrol - "Take the sharp metal stick and make a lotta holes." -Jula, goblin raider
Goblin Spelunkers - "It only short jump. You go first." "AIIIEEEE!" "Hmm . . . we go different way
now."
Mogg Flunkies - They'll attack whatever's in front of them - as long as you tell them where that
is.
Carnival of Souls - "'Davvol, blast those elves.', 'Davvol, dransport those troops.' No one cares
that today is my birthday."
Necrosavant - "Ah, I remember my first death." -Zarkuu, necrosavant
Fodder Cannon - Step 1: Find your cousin. Step 2: Get your cousin in the cannon. Step 3: Find
another cousin.
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Counterspell - "It was probably a lousy spell in the first place" -- Ertai, wizard adept
Simian Grunts - These monkeys mean business.
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King Crab - "I'm allergic to Shellfish. Not only did it kill my entire village,but it also gave me this nasty rash." -Olivia,fisher
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Wheel of Torture - "I'd like to buy a bowel"
Pincher Beetles - "Hey! Since when does a bug get to munch on me!?!?!"
