You are about to join an unusual and exciting party. It will cost you no money, and you don't have to give your email address or personal information or anything like that. All you have to do is read and acknowledge and understand a few things and agree to behave yourself. If everyone behaves themselves, then I won't need a ton of Advils every day, and that's the idea of this entrance examination. Are you ready?

Here's a few words to get you started, and if you can get through this, you can also pass all of the other tests easily. Don't worry, it won't take too long. Maybe 30 minutes ? If you're interested in going on, that is. If not, then now is the time to hit that "Back" button, and I don't mind. As long as a few people wander in and have fun, I'll be happy. If I think people are finding it to be too hard, then I'll try to make it easier.

1. This website contains no nudity or pornography, but it does contain material of an adult nature involving smoking and sexually suggestive subjects related to the smoking fetish. It's not for kids, so you agree that you are of a legal age to read, view and discuss these types of subjects in whatever legal jurisdiction you may live.

2. You also agree that your viewing of what you are about to see, and interactions with people you meet as a result of coming here are at your own risk, and you agree that I am not responsible for anything that may happen to you as a result of your choice to enter this site and to participate in the interactive stories.

3. You agree to read and understand all of the sections contained in the pages you are about to view before you receive your password and participate in the interactive stories. I MEAN IT!

4. Once receiving a password, you agree not to divulge it to anyone, living or dead, pets included. Even turtles and goldfish. It shall remain sealed within you to the grave. And then some.

5. You agree that any smoking behavior that you may indulge in is entirely of your own choice, and the purpose of this site and messageboard is not to encourage people to smoke. You agree that the purpose of this site and messageboard is to provide a place where people who aleady enjoy smoking and its fetish can come together and enjoy it. You agree that your own smoking behavior and the consequences thereof are your own responsibility.