Note: I put a wave on here that describes Britney. Its hilarious, listen for it when the page is finished downloading!
What Britney Spear's profile really said......
Full Name: Bitchney "Slut" Queers
Birthdate: Friday the 13th, 1969
Hometown: Pleasure and 69th Street
Height: 5ft. 4 in. with platforms
Weight: 184 pounds with silicon chest
Zodiac Sign: wannabe virgo...or should we say wanna be virgin?
Years in buisness: all 10 of them on the corner!
Stats: I've slept with all of the MTV VJ's and I'm startin on VH1
Goals: 2 be a true playa and be Barbie!
Favorite Playas: Kid Rock, Mark McGrath, and Courtney Love
Favorite Food: eatable body lotions, creams, oils, underwear, and lick a stick condom!
Favorite Color: anything white (if u know what I mean)
Role Models: Monica Lewinsky and Pamela Anderson
Celeb. Crushes: Sean Connery, Clint Eastwood, and Christopher Reeves, Can we forget JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE?
Favorite Hangouts: Stuido 54 and Nickolodean Studios
Hobbies: Sleepin (around)
Last Book Read: Playin 4 Dummies and Gettin' *NSYNC with Justin Timberlake (she had to copy off his fave color)
Favorite Movies: Showgirls and Striptease (she had to get the moves down for her video)
Favorite Clothing Line: Victoria Secret
Favorite Sport: tackle football
Favorite Team: Playas (she has slept with all of them!)
College Hopeful Major: Sex Education (still learning)
Favorite Songs: Baby One More Time, Sex and Candy, Me So Horny (I don't even have to comment on this one.)
Favorite Quotes: "Aw...thats so sweet." and "Yeah, its a jealousy thing because I was on MMC with them. (talking about Justin...again!)
