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Always look on the briteside of life Song
Lumberjack Song
And now for something completely different
Yo everyone this is me
LETTER FROM THE TOOTH FAIRY
Dear________________________
Thank you for leaving one(1) tooth under your pillow last night. Whilst we make every attempt to
leave a monetary reward in the case of lost or stolen children's teeth, we were unable to process
your request of the following reason(s) indicated below:-
( ) the tooth could not be found.
( ) it was not a human tooth.
( ) we do not think that pieces of chicken bone are vary funny.
( ) we were unable to approach the tooth due to excessive odour.
( ) the tooth has previously been redeemed for cash.
( ) the tooth did not originally belong to you.
( ) the Tooth Fairy does not process fingernails.
( ) your request has been forwarded to the Nerve Ending Fairy for appropriate action.
( ) you were overhead to state that you do not believe in the Tooth Fairy.
( ) you are age 12 or older at the time your request was received.
( ) the tooth is still in your mouth.
( ) the tooth was guarded by a vicious fairy-eating dog at the time of our visit.
( ) no night light was on at the time of our visit.
( ) we discovered evidence of unsafe tooth extraction as follows:
( ) string.
( ) pliers.
( ) gunpowder.
( ) hammer marks.
( ) chisel.
( ) part of skull attached to tooth.
( ) no dental care.
( ) other ________________________________________________________
________________________________________________________
Thank you for your request, and we look forward to serving you in the future,
Sincerely,
The Tooth Fairy.
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