The famous Guggenheim Museum. On display was an extensive collection of religious art from all across the globe. First floor, Feeling pretty sophisticated looking at all the paintings and sculptures. Second floor, Still feeling good. Noticing how many of the statues look falic. He he he... Third floor, Our feet are starting to hurt, need to sit down. Starting to lose that feeling of excitement. Fourth floor When will it end?? Please make it stop! Fifth floor, How many religious statues can you possibly appreciate? They all look the same. I know, let's go outside and eat some $1.25 hotdogs from the cart!.
