Welcome to my sick and twisted little world! Okay here is the story of my life and why I am the way I am:
I was born and immediatly rejected. It's sad but true. But later in life I learn that adopted kids are the coolest!
At the age of two I bit a balloon, it popped in my face and now I will forever have a complex about balloons.
The ages of three and four were also quite eventful. The evil weiner dog Golith, that lived next door to me used to steal my toys and chase me.
When I was five I wanted to play with the bunnies in my neighbours bunny pen. My daddy lifted me over and let me play. It was all fun until the seeming innocent bunnies started to surround me. I screamed for daddy but he was no where to be found. So I was left crying in the pen with potentially killer bunnies!
At age six I went to Flordia on a family vacation. My grandpa wanted to take a picture of me beside a pelican. Well apparently I invaded the pelicans personal space and it took chunk out of my arm.
Well that's my childhood and I still managed to make it as a well adjusted teenager.
I live with both my parents, a sister and a cat. I love all movies and music. During the summer I work at Eldorado Adventure Day Camp with a bunch of kooky characters including people who drink their own pee. I spend the majority of my time as a basement dweller. I covered the walls with posters because my mom painted it pink. I am working on mastering my skills in foosball, ping-ping and Tetris. If the whole school thing doesn't work out for me I plan on becoming a pool shark.
You know all and see all, but that doesn't prevent you from having a child-like innocence and a playful sense of humor. You obviously think very highly of yourself, but that's okay, everyone does. Told ya God was a woman!!
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