For heavens sakes, she is 70! She really shouldn't know the definition of "take". Geez. Anyway. She must have figured that there was enough of her to go around, because she said to the rest of them that it would take her all night to do all four of them. Old women should not be horney like that. That is dirty. The sex drive and all awareness of it should disinagrate after the age of, lets say 50 - Maximum. I think that the worst part of the whole story is, not that he was my boyfriend, not that he was embarassed, not that they were at a funeral, not that she was 50 years older than him, but that she was probably family, considering they were at the family viewing. Oh Dirt. Anyways, she can have him now.
My ex-boyfriend, Courtney, recently went to Nova Scotia because his gramma died. He and his three brothers were standing in a corner at the viewing, meeting a whole bunch of relative's they have never met. At one point, a 70 year old woman approached Courtney's mother and asked where her boys were. She directly the anxious woman towards her four sons. The first words out of the womans mouth was "My, what hansome young men you are." Then she turned to Courtney and bluntly told him that "if I was 50 years younger, I would take you."
