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Hackensack
Chatters' Meet
Christmas
HumorRudolph
the Great
YOU KNOW
YOU'RE
GETTING OLD
WHEN......
Holidays...by Dakota316
A CHAT MEETING IS BEING PLANNED FOR WILLOW
VALLEY, PA
BEGINNING ON SEPTEMBER 28th 1999, AND RUNNING
THROUGH
SEPTEMBER 30th 1999. faymoose HAS BOOKED THE
WILLOW VALLEY
RESORT AND CONFERENCE CENTER FOR THIS EVENT,
WITH A
DEPARTURE DATE OF OCTOBER 1st 1999. IT IS
SUGGESTED THAT
YOU BOOK DIRECTLY WITH THE HOTEL, AND AT YOUR
EARLIEST
CONVENIENCE, AS THIS RESORT IS VERY POPULAR
AND SPACE IS
NOT ALWAYS AVAILABLE. PHONE NUMBERS FOR THE
HOTEL ARE
1-717-464-2711 OR 1-800-369-9877. ALSO
CONTACT FAYMOOSE AS
TO YOUR INTENTIONS, AS SHE HAS A DIRECT LINE
WITH HOTEL,
AND CAN MAKE SURE THEY ALLOCATE EXTRA ROOMS
FOR THIS EVENT.
A GREAT TIME IS PLANNED. WEDNESDAY NIGHT
DURING THE EVENT,
A DINNER DANCE IS PLANNED, AND THURSDAY, A
PARTY IS PLANNED
AT FAYMOOSE'S HOME. TUESDAY, WILL BE EAT ON
THE RUN AND
MEET ALL THE FELLOW CHATTERS THAT ARE THERE.
FAYMOOSE WILL
BE THERE ON MONDAY, GREETING ALL CHATTERS,
AND HANDING OUT
ITINERARIES AND NAME TAGS, AND THERE WILL BE
A ROOM SET
ASIDE TO MEET IN MONDAY EVENING. FAYMOOSE IS
STILL WORKING
ON THE DETAILS FOR THE DAYS EVENT, AND IS
GETTING PRICES
FROM THE BUS COMPANIES FOR TOURS. LOCAL
PEOPLE MAY BE USED
TO SHUTTLE CHATTERS IF POSSIBLE. A
RESERVATION FORM WILL BE
POSTED IN THIS ARTICLE IN THE NEAR FUTURE, SO
YOU ONLY HAVE
TO FILL IT IN AND SEND IT DIRECTLY FROM THE
SCREEN.THE
TOURS MAY REQUIRE SOME MONEY PAID DIRECTLY TO
FAYMOOSE, AS
SHE WILL BE HANDKING THOSE TRANSACTIONS. ALSO
FOR EXPENSES
SUCH AS DISC JOCKEY, ETC. WEB ADDRESS FOR
RESORT IS
www.willowvalley.com
CLICK ON THE ABOVE ADDRESS, THEN ON HOTEL AND
RESORT FOR AN
ONLINE RESERVATION/REGISTRATION FORM
or send us EMAIL at
info@willowvalley.com
CONTACT AT HOTEL IS "KELLY HURST". MEET IS
CALLED "YAHOO
INTERNET CHATTERS".
ORGINIZER IS NANCY FAUST ( AKA Faymoose1 )AT
E-MAIL chundo@redro
se.net
ANY OTHER INFORMATION YOU MAY NEED THAT YOU
CANT GET AT THE
ABOVE STATED ADDRESS'S, E-MAIL a39go39@yahoo
.com.
CHATTERS
MEET Several prominent people from Cybertown met for the first time in Hackensack, New Jersey on November 19, 1998. The Coach House has now been listed in the Who's Who of Diners because of the dignitaries who choose to have their meeting at that distinguished Greek diner. The delegation consisted of A39, who had important business in Hackensack (a town already made famous by Superman and Billy Joel) and his son-in-law, Ray, from Maine, the infamous and lovely Faymoose from Pennsylvania, and the gorgeous Joany53 also from Pennsylvania and her handsome and charming husband, George. The tiara set was royally represented by her ladyship, the regal Lady Amber formerly of Paramus. Your reporter was allowed to sit in on the conference and thus I can report to you first hand the goings on of these movers and shakers of Cybertown. The lunch was elegantly served by an Oriental/Greek waiter. The waiter was so interested in what was being said that he hovered over the table constantly. I suspect he might have been a Kitty Kelly plant. The chat was so varied it was hard to keep track of what was going on at the mighty round table.
Ms. Moose, wearing a current Gianni Versacce, (he still designs for Ms. Moose exclusively) discussed her plans for the big gala to be held in Lancaster, Pennsylvania next fall. This gala affair which will run five days should be the end all in chat conferences. Also on tap for that week is a party held at the home of Ms. Moose and will afford us the opportunity to see how the rich and famous live. Lady Amber will be flying into Lancaster at that time fresh from her world tour of the provinces. A39 has cancelled all his plans for September 1999 in order to attend this convention. Joany and husband George will also be on the guest list in addition to a vast number of chatters from the elitist Cybertown 200 Club.
It was a privilege meeting all of these wonderful people and I eagerly look forward to covering the Lancaster Chat for our readers.
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PUTTING THE PESTS
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ALL.
EDITOR, SENIORS NEWSLETTER, Grace002 (LYNN)
E-MAIL Grace001@web
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IS ADVISED THAT
YOU GO INTO PREFERENCES AND CLICK TO IGNORE
INVITES. WHILE
THIS WON'T COMPLETLY ELIMINATE GETTING
BOOTED, IT WILL CUT
IT DOWN SIGNIFICANTLY.
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FOR OTHER
VERSIONS.
FOR EASY WAY TO DOWNLOAD ICQ WITH ALL
INSTRUCTIONS, E-MAIL
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, and
it will be sent to
you.
TO MAKE A PRINTED COPY OF THIS NEWS LETTER,
ALWAYS SAVE TO
A FILE BEFORE TRYING TO PRINT IT.
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Playfulbutterfly IS CREATING A LIST OF
BIRTHDAYS AND
ANNIVERSARIES FOR THE SENIORS THAT WILL BE
POSTED IN THE
WEEKLY NEWSLETTER AT THE APPROPPRIATE
TIMES.ANYONE WISHING
TO ENTER THESE DATES MAY DO SO BY E-MAILING
PLAYFUL AT tlt@aiusa.com
. THE YEAR
IS NOT NECESSARY.
2nd Peggy42 1942
2nd Bombarmer's wife
4th Shnd
5th Britney1998
5th Texie
13th Rockyofbullwinkle 1946
21st Jammies
22nd Swamper61
23rd Tutujo2 1929
24th Torchy 1944
28th Onegummybear 1949
29th Cleric's wife Mary
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What do you call
people who
are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
What do you call a cat on the beach at
Christmas time?
Sandy Claus!
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
What do you get when you cross a snowman
with a vampire?
Frostbite.
How come you never hear anything about the
10th reindeer
'Olive'?
Olive? Yeah, you know, "Olive the other
reindeer
used to laugh and call him names..."
There once was a czar in Russia whose name was Rudolph the Great. He was standing in his house one day with his wife. He looked out the window and saw something happening. He says to his wife,"Look honey. Its raining." She, being the obstinate type, responded,"I don't think so, dear. I think it's snowing." But Rudolph knew better. So he says to his wife,"Let's step outside and we'll find out." Lo and behold, they step outside and discover it was in fact rain. And Rudolph turns to his wife and replies," I knew it was raining. Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"
Everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt,
doesn't work.
You feel like the morning after and you
haven't been
anywhere.
Your little black book contains only names
ending with
M.D.
Your look forward to a dull evening.
You join a health club and never go.
You need glasses to find your glasses.
You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it
going.
Your knees buckle but your belt won't.
You have too much room in the house and not
enough in the
medicine chest.
YOU WONDER WHY MORE PEOPLE DON'T USE THIS
SIZE
PRINT!!!!!!!!
KEEP MY MEMORY
KEEP MY MEMORY WITH YOU,
FOR MEMORIES NEVER DIE;
I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU,
WHEN YOU LOOK ACROSS THE SKY.
I WILL BE THERE IN THE CLOUDS,
IN THE BIRDS THAT FILL THE AIR;
IN THE BEAUTY OF A FRAGRANT ROSE,
YOU WILL FIND MY MEMORY THERE.
YOU WILL FEEL ME IN THE TENDERNESS,
OF A TINY BABY'S TOUCH;
IF YOU LISTEN YOU WILL HEAR ME,
IN THE TWILIGHT'S GENTLE HUSH.
WHEN YOUR HEARTS ARE HEAVY,
AND YOU FEEL THAT YOU ARE ALONE;
JUST REACH DOWN DEEP INSIDE OF YOU,
FOR YOUR HEART IS NOW MY HOME.
I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE WITH YOU,
I WILL NEVER GO AWAY;
FOR I WILL LIVE ON IN YOUR HEARTS;
FOREVER AND A DAY.
BY: ALLISON CHAMBERS COXSEY ( aka
goddess001_98 )
©1996
THE GUARDIAN
AN ANGEL WAS ASSIGNED TO YOU, ON THE DAY YOU
WERE BORN;
IT WATCHED YOU AS A SLUMBERING BABE, AND KEPT
YOU SAFE FROM
HARM.
IT FOLLOWED EVERY CHILDHOOD STEP, THEN
GUARDED YOU AS YOU
GREW;
THE DANGERS THAT YOU NEVER SAW, GOD AND YOUR
ANGEL
KNEW.
FOR THE FATHER GAVE THE ANGEL, A MISSION TO
FULFILL;
TO KEEP AND GUARD YOU EVERY STEP, WAS THE
HEAVENLY FATHER'S
WILL.
TO GENTLY GUIDE YOU ON YOUR PATH, TO STAND
AND DO BATTLE
FOR YOU;
A CONSTANT, HOLY COMPANION, UNTIL LIFE'S
JOURNEY IS
THROUGH.
AN ANGEL WAS ASSIGNED TO YOU, ON THE DAY THAT
YOU WERE
BORN;
A GUARDIAN SENT TO WALK WITH YOU, TO KEEP YOU
SAFE FROM
HARM.
BY: ALLISON CHAMBERS COXSEY
©1995
TO VISIT THIS SIGHT,
http://mrmom.amaonline.com/special/guardian.h
tm
MANY THANKS AND CONGRADULATIONS TO GRACE002
FROMa39go39 FOR THE WONDERFUL JOB SHE DID ON
THE NEWSLETTER WHILE I WAS AWAY, AND I ONLY
HOPE THAT SHE WILL CONTINUE, AS SHE DOES A
MUCH BETTER JOB WITH IT THAN I HAVE BEEN ABLE
TO.
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INSERTION IN
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PREPARED. THE PHOTO
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AND ACCESS WILL
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IT.
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THE PUBLISHERS OF THIS NEWSLETTER, WISH A
LONG, HEALTHY,
AND HAPPY LIFE TO ALL SENIORS AND THEIR
FAMILIES.
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