Let me just put an end right now to all the horseshit and screwing around. There is only one document which needs to be read. That is all information about The Cheat. Read it and learn. It is your one and only manual for practical survival in the new millenium. Thank you for your time. Also, some business guy complained to me and told me to take a bunch of fake stuff off this site. Do people have to take everything seriously? Have a BEER man. For God's sake. nonsense ad infinitum. I've been starting every day by saying to myself, This could be the best day of my life, so live it. "No, the doves of peace do not perch on the gallows! No, the forces of freedom cannot mingle the sons of the victims with the executioners of Madrid and elsewhere! Of that, at least, we shall henceforth be sure, as we shall be sure that freedom is not a gift recieved from a State or a leader but a possession to be won every day by the effort of each and the union of all." -Albert Camus, "Bread and Freedom" acceptable. read those letters to some magazines from people in prison, "This magazine is my only reason to live." I am glad I can laugh about that. 1/23/01 I met Kurt Vonnegut yesterday. We had a conversation. How about them apples? I am only trying to keep it appropriate. It's my main task in life and it's very hard. I'd really like to meet a woman who I can love and who will love me back. That way I'd be able to get a back rub and give one in return. Here's a story for you. It is one of my favorite's and it is adapted from a story by Johanne Wolfgang von Goethe. A man was walking down the road on a cold winter day. He saw a snake at the side of the road nearly frozen to death. He picked up the snake and brought it home. He set it by the fire, and nursed it back to health. As he sat in his rocking chair in his living room, he noticed that the snake seemed recovered. He thought of this as the snake promptly came up and bit him, giving him a venomous wound that would surely be his demise. In his dying breathes, he pleaded to the snake, "Why?" The snake hissed back at him the simple response, "You always knew that I was a snake." I have found so many morals in this. Foremost, beware of snakes. Secondly, we are all, at some capacity, snakes. You can figure the rest out for yourself. Do you want to know who i am...huh? If you were walking down the street and you saw the guy that made you upset (you know, "that guy"), yeah, I'm probably that guy. I was crazy duct tape man at the Bennoch Rd. Halloween party. kegs of geary's yeah man, yeah. Life keeps on putting up obstacles and I just walk around them. "If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, 'cause I'm gonna burn one down." -Ben Harper my mom says I'm cool. here's a quote: I've got yer ham dinners right here! -Sturdevant. Public Safety acts in a way that no person should act toward another person. Here's some more info: I am Dawson, not Andy or Andrew. I voted for Ralph Nader. I am not a vegetarian, but I was for a trial period. I think vegetarians are cool. I think marijuana is more healthy than alcohol. I like to drink beer. I really like IPA and am happy to let people know why it's called that. I get pissed off at car alarms (it's Maine for God's sake). I have my own religion that I don't wish to share with anyone. I don't like people who bark religion at me. I don't like army, navy, air force, or marine recruiters. I drive a Saturn, but it's not at school because I have no money to pay insurance. Wouldn't everyone be pissed off if I composed this resume entirely out of inside jokes that only a close circle of friends understood? I got yer ham dinners right here. I love drinking beer in the shower. It's a satisfying experience and I recommend it to anyone. Do you know me? Am I full of all sorts of nonsense? I don't have a strong grip on reality. reasonable. This is the point of reference which that dude complained about, there it's gone, business freak.
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