Model Railroading
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>
> > In Church
> >
> >
> > A
Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was
> > Jesus' mother's
name?"
> > One child answered, "Mary."
> > The teacher then
asked, "Who knows what Jesus'
> > father's name was?"
> > A
little kid said, "Verge."
> > Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did
you get
> > that?"
> > The kid said, "Well, you know they are
always
> > talking about Verge n' Mary.''
> >
> >
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> > KIDS IN CHURCH
> > 3-year-old, Reese:
>
> "Our Father, Who does art in
> > heaven, Harold is His
name.
> > Amen."
> >
> > ***********
>
>
> > A little boy was overheard praying:
> > "Lord, if you
can't make me a better boy, don't
> > worry about it.
> > I'm
having a real good time like I am."
> >
> >
***********
> >
> > After the christening of his baby brother
in church,
> > Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat
of
> > the car.
> > His father asked him three times what was
wrong.
> > Finally, the boy replied,
> > "That preacher said
he wanted us brought up in a
> > Christian home, and I wanted to stay
with you guys."
> >
> > ***********
> >
> >
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter,
> > Caitlin, the Lord's
Prayer
> > for several evenings at bedtime,
> > she would
repeat after me the lines from the prayer.
> > Finally, she decided to
go solo.
> > I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated
>
> each word right up to the end of the prayer:
> > "Lead us not into
temptation," she prayed,
> > "but deliver us some E-mail,
Amen."
> >
> > ***********
> >
> > One
particular four-year-old prayed,
> > "And forgive us our trash
baskets
> > as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
>
>
> > ***********
> >
> > A Sunday school teacher
asked her children, as they
> > were on the way to
> > church
service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet
> > in church?"
>
> One bright little girl replied,
> > "Because people are
sleeping."
> >
> > ***********
> >
> >
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother
> > Joel were sitting
together
> > in church.
> > Joel giggled, sang, and talked out
loud.
> > Finally, his big sister had had enough.
> > "You're
not supposed to talk out loud in church."
> > "Why? Who's going to stop
me?" Joel asked.
> > Angie pointed to the back of the church and
said,
> > "See those two men standing by the door? They're
> >
hushers."
> >
> > ***********
> >
> > A
mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin,
> > 5 and Ryan
3.
> > The boys began to argue over who would get the first
>
> pancake.
> > Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral
lesson.
> > "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
> >
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can
> > wait.'"
> >
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan,
> > you be
Jesus!"
> >
> > ***********
> >
> > A father
was at the beach with his children
> > when the four-year-old son ran
up to him,
> > grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
> >
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
> > "Daddy, what happened to
him?" the son asked.
> > "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad
replied.
> > The boy thought a moment and then said,
> > "Did
God throw him back down?"
> >
> > ***********
>
>
> > A wife invited some people to dinner. At the
table,
> > she turned to their
> > six-year-old daughter and
said, "Would you like to
> > say the blessing?"
> > "I
wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
> > "Just say what you
hear Mommy say," the wife
> > answered.
> > The daughter bowed
her head and said, "Lord, why on
> > earth did I invite all
>
> these people to dinner
> >
>
>
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