(conducted by BRAD "brado creamed corn" PINE by telephone the evening of May 26th, 2001
MICKEY DeSADIST was eating KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) while talking to BRADO.
M: Yeah, well, the thing is, in the last few months I've become a Muslim, and I've been trying to clean up everything.
B: MMM HMM. (long pause) YOU'VE BECOME A WHAT?
M: A Muslim.
B: A MUSLIM, THAT'S COOL.
M: I'm only kidding! Fuck you think I'm serious?!
B: HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M KIDDING?
M: What?
B: WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M NOT KIDDING ABOUT BUYING THE FACT THAT YOU'RE A MUSLIM?
M: No.
B: YOU COULD BE THOUGH.
M: No, I could be a Muslim, but no I wouldn't make a very good one.
B: YOU COULD BE JOKING NOW AND REALLY BE A MUSLIM, AND JUST ASHAMED OF IT.
M: No, I'm, I'm not ashamed of being a Muslim.
B: HA HA HA HA (laughter) QUOTE FROM MICKEY DeSADIST "I'm not ashamed of being a Muslim." YOU'RE SCREWED BUDDY, THAT'S GOING ON THE INTERNET.
M: (some incoherent words) ...You got that on tape? "I'm not ashamed of being a Muslim." (Laughter)
B: (Laughter) WHAT IF I DO HAVE IT ON TAPE?
M: (Laughter) That'd be hilarious. But you know what, if somebody would ever do a edit me - edit anything of mine - and, and, edited that, to put it on the air, and quote me on saying that, I think that would be one of the funniest misquotes that anybody could do.
B: IT VERY WELL MIGHT HAPPEN MICKEY.
M: Yeah. Huh. (Laughter)
B: (Laughter) IT VERY WELL MIGHT HAPPEN. (laughter) UHM, I DON'T KNOW, SO, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE AHH SONG YOU'VE CREATED?
M: You know to tell you the truth...
B: Yeah.
M: ...uh, uhm, uh, what do you call it, 'Don't Hide Your Face' is probably my favorite.
B: MMM HMM. AND WHAT ARE YOUR OTHER TOP TWO?
M: The other top two.
B: Personally to you. Not, not as far as success. Like, I mean...
M: Yeah - yeah. The other song of that album, 'YOUR OWN LITTLE WORLD'.
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B: ...BESIDES YOU'RE THE ONE THAT ATE SEAGULLS. YOU JUST ATE KENTUCKY FRIED SEAGULL.
M: Kentucky Fried Seagull.
B: MUSLIMS DON'T EAT CHICKEN!
M: Muslims do eat chicken.
B: DO THEY?
M: Yeah.
B: YOU SURE?
M: Yes, we do - I mean, they do.
B: "YES THEY DO?" IT ONLY GETS BETTER.
(laughter)
Sort of a MICKEY DeSADIST interview - excerpts: (conducted by BRAD "brado creamed corn" PINE by telephone the evening of July 27th, 2001
M: Hello Brad.
B: Hi Mickey, uhm, I'm not calling at a bad time am I er? Like are you busy er?
M: No, like, I'm not having my dick sucked or nothing at the moment but it's okay - ha ha ha (laughing)
B: Yeah, but you could - you could still talk to me while that was going on anyway, couldn't you?
M: I wouldn't want to.
B: Ahh, I'm insulted.
M: That's the worst thing about being an atheist, you know, you've got no one to talk to while you're getting your dick sucked.
I suggested to Mickey he could call out "Oh Mommy!" and he laughed at that proposal.
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Some obscure information on MICKEY DeSADIST
* Mickey's wife loves 80's new wave music
* Mickey's about half-way through recoding a solo-album as of July 27th, 2001
* Mickey may be a practicing Muslim
* Mickey has stated "I should be rich" in regards to his music career. Yes, he should. It's a shame real music by real artists don't convert into real money.
* Mickey can't swim, he told me : "Look, do I need to tell you the truth, I said I don't even know how to fuckin' swim."
* Mickey's current day job/career aside from music is as a welder, and he claims he's not even good at welding.
* JOHN LENNON's music was a very influencial part of Mickey's childhood
* In Mickey's opinion, on DAVID CRONENBERG's movie SHIVERS "That's one of the best movies ever made."
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