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Sarcastic Sayings

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These are sayings I got throught email. They don't all describe me, but I love 'em anyways!
*This day was a total waste of makeup.
*Make yourself at home, clean my kitchen!
*Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after!
*This isn't an office, it's Hell with florescent lighting.
*You!! Off my planet!
*If I throw a stick, will you go away?
*Practice random acts of kindness and selfless acts of self-control.
*I like cats too, let's exchange recipes!
*Does your train of thought have a caboose?
*I'm not crazy I've just been in a bad mood for 15 years!
*I majored in liberal arts. Is that for here or to go?
*And your crybaby opinion would be...?
*Allow me to introduce my selves
*A PBS mind in an MTV world.
*Don't worry, I forgot your name too!
*Surburbia: Where they tear out the trees and name streets after them!
*I just wnat revenge, is that so bad?
*Back off! You're standing in my aura!
*I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
*Ok! Ok! I take it back! UnScrew you!
*You say I'm a slut like it's a bad thing.
*Not all males are annoying, some are dead.
*Chaos, Panic & disorder, my work here is done!
*Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
*Ambivalent? Well, Yes and no.
*Earth is full. Go home.
*Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except my friends deep inside the Earth.
*Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll get if you touch me?
*Meandering to a different drummer.
*I'm not tense, I'm just terribly alert!
*What am I?? Flypaper for morons?
*I'm not being rude, you're being insignificant.
*Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
*You sound resonable...time to up my medication!
*I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter!
*Who me? I just wander from room to room (net site to net site)...
*I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

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