1. Have you ever spat out your gum and missed the rubbish bin?
2. Have you ever woken up from a nap completely disoriented?
3. Have you ever got into the shower, then realised that you didn't have a towel?
4. Have you ever devoured an entire box of packaged food in one day?
5. Have you ever screamed because you were scared during a video game?
6. Have you ever put your shirt on backwards/inside out without realising it?
7. Have you ever personalized your underwear?
8. Have you ever tried to sip a drink without looking and were unable to find the straw?
9. Have you ever turned on the shower and plugged the drain at the same time?
10. Have you ever tried to put your head through the armhole?
11. Have you ever absentmindedly said something you were thinking?
12. Have you ever tried to wear long underwear to school?
13. Have you ever milked a cow and accidentally squirted it all over your shoe?
14. Do you laugh at things that aren't funny?
15. Have you ever heard a noise at night and hidden under your covers for protection?
16. Have you ever decided not to do any homework?
17. Has a drink ever come out your nose?
18. Have you ever signed your own yearbook?
19. Have you ever taken a picture of yourself?
20. Have you ever chased a car?
21. Have you ever been afraid of a corner?
22. Have you ever been outside at night and gotten freaked out because you convinced yourself that there was a psycho in the bushes?
23. Have you ever choked on your own spit?
24. Have you recently pooped on the floor?
25. Have you ever sat on an egg?
26. When you wake up in the morning, do you find a puddle of drool on your pillow?
27. Have you ever forgotten to brush your hair?
28. Have you ever accidentally set something in your house on fire?
29. Have you recently demanded that your parents read you a bedtime story?
30. Have you ever tinted your TV a strange color and claimed you like it that way?
Here's what it all says about yourself.
If you got...
0-5: Congratulations! You aren't an idiot, be proud of yourself!
6-10: You're not THAT bad.
11-15: Well, you're not an idiot, shall we say you're just a little different.
16-20: Sorry but you cannot deny the truth, you're stupid.21-25: Sorry, but you're REALLY stupid--borderline idiot!
26-30: I don’t believe it, we’ve found and idiot!!
