I'm currently enrolled in COS 100: Intro to Personal Computers, taught by Mary Dolan. This lecture meets every Tuesday and Thursday from 3:40-4:55PM. It's a requirement for one of my core requirements, so I have to take it...it's information that I already know. Since listening to old facts is less than entertaining, my friend Abby and I sit in class and write songs about how dull the lecture is...all to the tunes of other well-known songs. Abby's whipped off many brilliant ones, while this is my first. It took two classes to finish.
COS HELL
(to the tune of "Stuck in the Middle With You")
Well I don't know why I came here today
The prof. don't ever have good stuff to say
It's so hard for me to not fall asleep
Sitting in the dark, we can't make a peep
Abbs to the left of me, the aisleway to my right
Here I am
Stuck here in COS hell
Now I'm tryin' to find some people I know
I guess they all had better places to go
I'm too scared to try and sneak to the door
But I don't think that I can take any more
Corpses in front of me, Satan right behind
Here I am
Stuck here in COS hell
Well she started out with hard-drives then she rambled on 'bout floppy disks
Then with CD-ROM and icons, Mary Dolan doesn't stop
Oh spare me please....
Please...
Sittin' here as sick as a dog
Not learning anything--my mind's in a fog
The crowd is thinning out yet still she drones on
And by the time class ends my life will be gone
No one's left around me, time has stopped for sure
Here I am
Stuck here in COS hell
I know that sev-en-ty-five minutes never went so slow in my whole life
And I sit fifteen feet from freedom I can't take no more--won't someone save me please...
please...
Well I don't know why I came here today
The prof. don't ever have good stuff to say
It's so hard for me to not fall asleep
Sittin' in the dark, we can't make a peep
Abbs to the left of me, Satan at my back
Here I am
Stuck here in COS hell
Yes I am, stuck here in COS hell
HELP ME PLEASE, stuck here in COS hell...
--AMG 2/11/99
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