The man himself
MAUI”S COMMENTS Thursday 7/8/97 Between 11:20pm and 12:10am.
“I’m feeling rather [drunk], if [drunk] is how you feel when your head fell off half an hour ago”
“Are you gunna have [sexual intercourse] with me Max? No? OK, I’ll go have [s i] with Ollie instead”
“Look, that guy on T.V’s got white stuff on his face” (English Cricketer)
“That’s OK Moff, you can [break wind]. You can even [poo] your pants if you want to”
“I’ve already yacked. I yacked 3 times on the way home”
“That other guy’s got white stuff on his lip. He must be a [sausage eater]” (English Cricketer)
“What’s your name again? Oh, that’s right, Moff” (He lives with Moff)
“They reckon that 50 shots of wine would hit me. I haven’t felt [poo] yet” (While leaning over bucket)
“If I vomit in the bucket, will you copy me? I’d be a good copy” (HUH???)
“Moff, if you were a girl and not so [s i - ing] ugly, I’d [s i] you”
“Do hookers take speed? I don’t. Maybe if I ever have a hooker I’ll take some as well”
“I yacked four times over the Villas sign”
“Moff, do you know how ugly you are. Almost as ugly as Max.”
“Ha Ha, that’s funny. Hang on, I don’t get it. I only get it if I’m lucky. That didn’t happen tonight”
“I’m gunna be drunk forever”
Comments abruptly finished when Maui exited the house to put out an imaginery fire with a huge fire hydrant spew.
