When pants with kleenex in the pockets end up in the wash
Challenging a Scrabble word, then finding it in the
dictionary
The thought that disco music might come back
When you rent too many movies for one night's viewing
Trying to navigate your way to the bathroom at night
with your eyes closed
When people from other parts of the country claim that
YOU have a funny accent..*LOL*
Would be singers who couldn't carry a tune if it had
handles on it
Gender-free snow people
Trying to unscrew a broken lightbulb's base from the socket
People who's lips move when they read
When they changed "Darrin's" on Bewitched
When your leaf collection includes poison ivy
Not being able to tell when pump toothpaste is almost finished
The Pillsbury Doughboy is way too happy considering he has no
genitals.
When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something before it.
People who are willing to get off their ass to search the room for the
TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of
course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do
people do this?
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?"
No, I paid $8.50 to come to the theater and stare at that
thing over there! What did you come here for?
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know
where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at
my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
