The Official List of Kinky Things!

Ok, so this list is basically compiled from all of the chalk chicks. I (Sarita) however take the credit, becase I was the original creator. If this list is familiar, SURPRISE!!!! It's also on my page. It's moderatly new. Anyways, this is one of the things that came out of that excursion up to Aud's cabin in June of '98. So without any further adeiu, our list off all things kinky.

Lots of things are kinky!
Cherry Ice Lip Gloss It tingles when you put it on... Now, if you kiss someone, does it make their lips tingle too? We haven't put it to the test yet... Volunteers welcome!
Popcorn I (Sarie) had this dream. I was sitting in this cafe across from CSIN with this basket of popcorn sitting between us. He picks up 4 pieces and says to me, "Now I get to kiss you 4 times". And so he does. Then he picks up 5 pieces and does the same thing. Next thing I know I'm back at home and he's calling. Just about as he says "hello" he's standing at my front door with a giant bag of popcorn.
Ice Cubes You'll have to ask Eeeek and Jay about that one (or maybe not).
Oranges Did you know that in some countries eating an orange with someone means that you want to have sex with them?
Life Jackets Sex in a life jacket, in the middle of an ice cold lake. Kinky, huh?
Soap Ask Aud!
Balloons They're latex
Whipped Cream Do I REALLY NEED to explain this one?
Hot Fudge Come on? I don't think I need to explain THIS one either!
Cherries Add hot fudge and whipped cream and you have a human hot fudge sundae... Just ask Eeeks for the complete .wav... Or maybe not.
Nuttella It's sticky
Peanut Butter It's also quite sticky
Trout/Loon Hats See Lyssa's "Northern Discoveries"
Jello You can wrestle in Jello and clean each other up. Also, you should never eat Jello from a warm thong.
Homemade Jello Paints See "Jello"
Any Color Condoms, casts, boxers, etc...
Pool/Ping Pong Table BOING!!!!!!!! PING!!!!!!!!!!
Zucchini/Squash/Bananas They have a decidedly kinky shape
Hockey Nets Turn them over and they'd make for really kinky sex
Hammocks Same as hockey nets
Warm Wax It just IS. Just think.
Honey Stickiness is always kinky!
Lemons Well Kevin says so, and it amuses the rest of us. Apparently they sting.
Right Turn Lanes None of us really know why, but Aud says they are!

Lots of things are kinky!
Cherry Ice Lip Gloss	It tingles when you put it on... Now, if you kiss someone, does it make their lips tingle too? We haven't put it to the test yet... Volunteers welcome!
Popcorn	I (Sarie) had this dream. I was sitting in this cafe across from CSIN with this basket of popcorn sitting between us. He picks up 4 pieces and says to me, "Now I get to kiss you 4 times". And so he does. Then he picks up 5 pieces and does the same thing. Next thing I know I'm back at home and he's calling. Just about as he says "hello" he's standing at my front door with a giant bag of popcorn.
Ice Cubes	You'll have to ask Eeeek and Jay about that one (or maybe not).
Oranges	Did you know that in some countries eating an orange with someone means that you want to have sex with them?
Life Jackets	Sex in a life jacket, in the middle of an ice cold lake. Kinky, huh?
Soap	Ask Aud!
Balloons	They're latex
Whipped Cream	Do I REALLY NEED to explain this one?
Hot Fudge	Come on? I don't think I need to explain THIS one either!
Cherries	Add hot fudge and whipped cream and you have a human hot fudge sundae... Just ask Eeeks for the complete .wav... Or maybe not.
Nuttella	It's sticky
Peanut Butter	It's also quite sticky
Trout/Loon Hats	See Lyssa's "Northern Discoveries"
Jello	You can wrestle in Jello and clean each other up. Also, you should never eat Jello from a warm thong.
Homemade Jello Paints	See "Jello"
Any Color	Condoms, casts, boxers, etc...
Pool/Ping Pong Table	BOING!!!!!!!! PING!!!!!!!!!!
Zucchini/Squash/Bananas	They have a decidedly kinky shape
Hockey Nets	Turn them over and they'd make for really kinky sex
Hammocks	Same as hockey nets
Warm Wax	It just IS. Just think.
Honey	Stickiness is always kinky!
Lemons	Well Kevin says so, and it amuses the rest of us. Apparently they sting.
Right Turn Lanes	None of us really know why, but Aud says they are!

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