Tiger had a really great Easter! She met the Easter Bunny, and they became good friends. In other words, she decided it was lunch time, and ate the rabbit.
Tiger has now successfully managed to damage nearly all the furniture of the house. My father is furious!!! She has created a large, hairy dent un the downstairs couch, in her favorite spot. A dent because she always sits there, and hairy, because she is shedding.
Tiger has now decided upon world domination. 
She has gone out shopping for Duck tape, and rope, the two essential elements of world conquest.
Tiger has taken controll of Cuba. She has accomplished in 1 hour what the United States has failed to do repeatedly for many years. When Castro first laid eyes on my cat, his first words were, "Awww...what a cuuuute kitty cat!! Here kitty, kitty! Hey! Why are you carrying rope? And what's that rope for? Aaak! Stop that! That tickles!" Cuba was toast. Needless to say, the Cubans are slightly embarassed. When called for a quote, all that was said was that they were unable to come to the phone, as they were "All tied up".
Tiger went on vacation to Spain, relaxing before more conquest. 
However, after having her order screwed up,
she decided that Spain was as good as anywhere else to conquer. As the battle began, a shout from Tiger was heard, "This is what you get for giving me decaf!! I ordered my coffe black!! Hey! Where's my mocca latte??!" 
Needless to say, the Spaniards fell quickly, and are also unable to return messages and e-mail.
Tiger decided next she wanted to go to England. It all started with the simple wish to visit the queen, but when she realised that London Bridge was still standing, and was not actually "falling down" as the song implies, she got angry. Not to mention, she really hated the tea. 
And so, London, and the rest of Englad burned. 
The queen and all of the royal family were taken hostage, where Tiger interrogated them. When released, the only thing that the queen could say, was, "I TOLD her that there wasn't any coffee...why did she want it! Why did we only have decaf!!!??" When called recently, we were told that they were all tied up. Duck tape and rope aid Tiger yet again!!!
Tiger has now set seige upon France. 
They may make wonderful coffee, but the waiters were so rude to her, that she immediately picked up her rope and duck tape, and took over. The French last heard, "GREAT coffee, lousy service!!!". The French are unable to comment, as they are currently tied up, and the cat got their tongue. 
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