You are most likely wondering why on earth I have a page about mice. Mice are very important. You may think that they are just those little rodents that people make run through those little mazes, as we test them for all kinds of things. But you'd be wrong. We're nto the one's testing the mice, the mice are the ones who are testing us. Mice are the most intelligent beings in the universe.
By now you're thinking I'm insane...I'm not. I'm only vaguely deranged. I got this idea from a great set of books, Dougas Adam's Hitch Hiker Series. They are a wonderful set. In them, this idea is further explored and played with, in one of the funnier books of the series. I always liked this idea.
When I met my friend Dan, I learned his theories on clams and gerbils. They're really very interesting, and if you're not doing anything for a few months, he'll tell you all there is to know about them. By then of course, your brain will either be irrevocably twisted, or your head would simply explode. So I will give you the simple version of all this. Don't worry...this story does indeed eventually tie into the mice story.
I'll start with the gerbils, and what they were thought to be until I introduced the mice. Gerbils were evil. Whenever something bad happened, the gerbils were behind it. If you had a biology test that was completely irrational, gerbils were definately behind it. These were also beings that lived in Dan's head. In fact, gerbils are everywhere, so don't mistake me that they live solely in my friend's head. They are smarter than clams, as evil is always smarter than good. You could almost mistake gerbils for gremlins, but as gerbils do far more, be careful.
The clams are happy, good little creatures that are far weaker and stupider than gerbils. They like the beach. Clams make people, do and be good. They don't have much of a personality...just good.
Then I came into the picture. I happen to be very good friends with the mice, and so I had to explain to Dan that the most superior being is, of course, the mice. They are completely evil, and completely good, and thus makes them the most superior being ever known.
Thus, the mice were given their rightful place in the scheme of things. Gerbils are actually neutral, or chaotic, and the clams remain the same. I am the mouse embassador, as I am the only human who knows all mouse secrets.
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