Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
I can see clearly now, my brain is gone...
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply..
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
"Weather forecast for tonight: Dark."
--George Carlin
You know it is going to be a bad day when... you wake up and discover that your waterbed sprang a leak, and then realize that you don't have a waterbed.
