CLIMATE/TERRAIN: Sesame Street, Small childrens rooms, anywhere where
Sesame Street is broadcast (just about everywhere that has TV/Crystal Balls).
FREQUENCY: Very Rare, or common on the earthly plane.
ACTIVITY CYCLE: Day
DIET: Nil (lives on brain-waves registering as "STUPID")
ALIGNMENT: Neutral (pathetic)
NO. APPEARING: 1
ARMOUR CLASS: 5 (plush, but small and fast)
MOVEMENT: 12 (20)
NO. OF ATTACKS: 1 or laugh
SPECIAL ATTACKS: Laugh
SPECIAL DEFENCES: +5 weapon or higher required to damage Elmo.
MAGIC RESISTANCE: 50% (ignores it, having too much fun)
XP VALUE: 175
The Tickle-Me Elmo is, quite simply, the single best creature in the world,
indeed in all the planes, at simply PISSING ADVENTURERS OFF. This happy,
simple little creature only wants to play. Too bad for the adventurers that
he doesn't have a very good way of going about this. The little bastard
simply runs up to the characters and yells "let's play! let's play!" If
the characters ignore him, he'll continue for months until he see's someone
more interesting or he decides that the characters are stuck up grown ups.
If the characters attack him, then he still doesn't fight. He just thinks
COMBAT: Elmo is immune to all but the most powerful magical weapons. He
just thinks that his opponents are playing and ignores any pain. Magic can
sometimes get his attention and hurt him, but don't count on it.
Whenever someones attack would have hit Elmo, even if the weapon can't
actually harm the little ****, Elmo uses his special laugh attack. Laughing,
Elmo says "Ha ha ha, that tickles!" Any character of wisdom 10 or less must
save vs spells at -4 or realise that Elmo is just so cute and cuddly
and that they simply must play with him. This enchantment lasts for 1d6 days
when the character comes to his senses with a bad hangover and dreadful,
frightening memories of what took place whilst playing with Elmo. Characters
with a wisdom of 11 or above make the saving throw at +1 and only play with
Elmo for 1d4 days until the effect wears off.
HABITAT/SOCIETY: Tickle-Me Elmo exists simply to play. Play and fun is all
that gives his life meaning and he travels the entire universe looking for
friendly looking people to play with. Alas, he always seems to choose
adventurers. DM's, feel free to have Tickle-Me Elmo turn up in what appears
to be a perfectly normal dungeon and watch in delight as the players faces
show all sorts of amusing expressions of disbelief.
ECOLOGY: As a solitary wanderer, Elmo has no real home. However, he does
seem to spend quite a lot of time in Sesame Street, located on the demi-plane
of Complete Idiocy.
Elmo would like to send a big warm and fuzzy thankyou to aaaalll the nice people out there who visit his page, yeah.