PICS!!!!!!

Here are some pix. (The one above is my mum's kitty Spaz.) Please, address any fanmail straight to my guestbook and I'll be sure it gets to the appropriate gorgeous supermodel type person!

For those of you ingrates who haven't bothered to give me a photo, get yer ass in gear! You think I want to wait until the autopsy photos are released to put your photo up? You think you're too good? Or not good enough? Come on, yer awesome! Get your boobs and bums off your scanners and send me PHOTOS!!

Just in!

Aren't they just adorable??? I love my brother. And his girlfriend, too! Yelena, look, I'm catching up! My hair is almost half as long as yours! Do I get a prize? Your prezzies are on the way!

This happy creature is the little boy who followed me home almost 4 years ago. I haven't had the heart to put him out on the doorstep and he has become quite accustomed to life in the lap of luxury... delivered pizzas and mac & cheese and all! Please, if you know the rightful owner, contact me! They owe me money! Is there some kind of money-back guarantee? hehe.

Torstein, you're a doll. Can I put you in a display case and keep you for all eternity to gaze upon in awe? Thanks for the music recommendations. You know everything. You are my god. May I pray to you?! Love ya oodles!

Janet. Quite a curious specimen. We call her Janetus Corrosionus, or Hardcore. She loves COC and long walks on the beach... John, or Silentus Bobius, is often found near the previously mentioned subject and enjoys Iron Maiden, although is often laughed at by Janetus.

Matt. How cute. If you have any smaller, less detailed photos, please, send me them. I'd love to post them, really! hehe. It's ok, I still love ya! :)

Laura. Need I say more? If you don't know her, you should. Ah well, your loss. Although we cannot see Laura's feet in this photo, be assured they are nice and toasty in her koala slippers.

Tonight only! And every Saturday night, too, I suppose... Tim, my newest friend, is pictured here saying 'hi' to each and every one of you! We've been through so much... oh, wait, no we haven't... well, I'm sure we will be. Or we'll at least be able to socialize at the Fratt House. Any nice, single, NON-PSYCHOTIC, gothy girls out there, write to me or sign my guest book and IF you pass my screening, you may possibly be introduced to him. hehe. No one screws over my friends... especially not if I've introduced them.

Ok, please, no making fun, I was drunk. New Year's Eve(il) at the Fratt House. Lots of fun, from what I remember. Sarah, on the other hand, look FABulous in this picture. What a cutey. 'No, really, I didn't steal your lollipop... um, ok I did... but I gave it back!!!' Sorry about that. I'll buy ya a new one. ;) Please check out her loverly site (and sign the dreambook): Inside Me

Noah. The net friend. Classic case of over-achievement. He does everything! Visit his site!

Richard, yes, the bondage pic is cute, but the gas mask does hide your pretty face! Silly boy. His website is here.

Morrigan... Ok, I am sorry I haven't spoken to you in ages. I work a lot, honest! Visit her website!

Dozius. He's a boy. What more need we say?! His site is here.

SyNbaby enjoys having her nipples clamped by me. Again, I haven't spoken to you in a while and I am truly sorry. One of these days I will write you a BIG email. Ok?

This is Grave. Go and check out her nifty site!!!!!

Ok, who has the most dysfunctional family? I dare ya! Just try and compete! You can't. (l to r) my dominatrix mum; my girlie dad; my rock singer brother, Paul; and his Pippi Longstocking girlfriend, Sarah... or was she going for, 'I just stuck my finger in a light socket'? Second picture, my dominatrix mum, her biker boyfriend Jay.

Ethan, you Evil Weavil, you! Look at that glare! He'll kill you for a big bird cookie! You do not want to mess with this kid... besides, his dad's a rock singer and his mom sticks her fingers in light sockets.