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Top 10 New Ford Slogans

This is not meant to offend anybody. This could be some of Fords new slogans since alot of their vehicles have been blowing up. If you have one e-mail your suggestions to me.
Ford stands for the following: Found On Roadside Dead Fix Or Repair Daily Flip Over Read Directions Forget Out Running Dale Ford Owners Recommend Dodge Fails On Rainy Days Freightened On Race Day Four Old Rusty Doors Fords Only Run Downhill For Off Road Death Fails On Race Day Found Oil Really Dripping (Backwards) Drivers Return On Foot Danged Roaches Out-Run Ford Dodge Rules Over Ford GMC=Gotta Mechanic Coming. GM=Getta Mechanic. Chevrolet=Cheap Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time. Dodge=Dependable on Dirt Gravel and Everything Else. MoPar = Move over people approaching rapidly. Dodge = Dept of defense garage experiment; Detroit out did German engineering. Pinto=Put in nickel to operate. Chevrolet=Condition hopeless, entire vehicle relies on leftover engine technology.