The Coolest, Greatest, Most Awesome, Funniest (looking) Guy in the World! =P
Hi, I'm Gerry aka GerBear. Welcome to my ego-trip. This is a homepage all about how awesome I am and whatever else I think of putting on it. If you didn't already figure it out, I'm very interested in Theatre! I want to be a professional musical theatre performer. I also do some choreography for the USM Dance Festivals of '99 and 2000. In '99 I did the song Barbie Girl by Aqua and 2000 I did Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) by The Offspring. Well, there is a lot of stuff to read and enjoy on this page. Have fun!!
P.S. This page is intended on being a joke, I'm not really concided or rushing from some huge ego-trip, I just like to have fun with it, and I hope you will as well.
Last updated on April 5th, 2000
I would love it if you signed my guestbook, it would make me feel even more special than I already know I am!
Try and find my HIDDEN PAGES throughout this Homepage. They are't hard to find, just keep your eyes open! There are 12 as of now, find 'em!
I'll give a little hint to one of them. It looks to be really happy! Ok, so it's a big hint...pay no attention to the smiley face!
The Fam
My Cool Ass Brother (Gets it From Me)=P
This is my brother John. He is currently a senior in high school, and turns the big 18 on Nov. 28th. He is always cool and can be funny if we let him.
This is My Semi-Cool Sister, Emphasis on Semi =P
My sister, Charyssa, has this insane infactuation with Marilyn Manson. I'm trying to break her of it, but it's taking some time. =P My sister is also into dance, and last I know wanted to be a choreograher, but she changes her mind more than the Maine weather, so who know's now.
We Let Him Think He's Cool =P
This is my step-brother, Jason. He can be pretty fun to hang out with when he isn't being a doosh =P. He enjoys hunting when he isn't being shot at...remember! And he is looking to take over Paul Bunyon's job as a career.
Is Only Cool When I'm Around =P
This is Daren, almost like a black sheep of the family. He isn't related in any way, but he might as well be. He is so much fun to hang out with. When he is around, it is non-stop laughter thoughout the house. So many inside jokes and fun stuff!
Wiked Cool Friends (I'm a Maina)
Coming at ya from the Mid West (Minnesota: an awesome state)
Alicia
Almost as Cool as I Am but Kudos for Trying! =P
She is a really awesome friend, and even though she doesn't think so, she is a very, very funny person and a blast to hang out with. And you can bet that by the time it took you to read this, she has at least injured herself twice, said "ya know" once and is now thinking "what the hell?!" =P Stay Cool Moe! Hugs!!! I love ya girl
!
Heather
Likes to Think She is Cool! =P
This is my friend Heather! Tell her you like her cooking, she tells you to shut up! Tell her you don't like it, run for your life! It's a no win situation. She can really cook though. And she is so cool to hang out with. And it's so cool to talk to her about any subject, but be prepaired to stand by your beliefs. Also, she has this real sarcastic attitude that I just adore! Never change! Love ya!
Jamie
Is Pretty Cool Sometimes! =P
Jaime is just about the sweetest person I know. People have to try not to love her! She's just a girl who wants ta have fun and have a little money ta do it with. The man below is Adam, her main squeeze! Lots of love to ya!
Adam
Wanna Be! =P
Oh my, I only met Adam once for about a week, and he is just about the funniest person I know! I'm jealous!! He really is funny though and truly a great guy. AllllllRighty then!!! Nothing but love for ya man! Stay Cool Gimpy! =P
Matt
Ummm...I Got Nothing! =P
What ta say about Matt...he is a really nice guy, cool to hang out with, and really fun to talk to about huge subjects like Religion and Abortion! =Þ Just kid'n with ya man! Feel the love! Keep cool, alright!
Hey, I have a Guestbook, wanna sign it?!
High School Buds
The Vikettes and Viking Voices
Performing at Walt Disney World, Florida (The Dock Stage).
Duh, maybe we can stop the water?!
Playing around at EPCOT
Hang'n out at Disney
I was a 3 year member of the Oxford Hills High School Vikettes and Viking Voices. It was so much fun. This was my senior year that we performed at Disney. We also put out a Chrismas CD that year (basically funded our trip). I made a lot of good friends as a member of the group and will never forget all the fun I had.
Janel
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One of the many great people I met as a Viking Voice. She is a really good friend and I love her to piecies. Miss you Janel.
Allyssa
Suprise!!
Prom Dance
Allyssa is another friend that I met as a Viking Voice and she is also currently attending USM. She is also a theatre major. A really awesome person to know and have as a friend. Love ya Allyssa.
This is my bud Jen who I also met as a Viking Voice. Miss you lots!
This is my best friend Dwight and his wife Heather. Congradulations Guys! I don't get to see Dwight much, but we always have fun together. We have many simular interests. He's a Cool Guy! Miss ya bud!
This is my friend Georgia who moved away from me to Oregon around Christmas
'95. She meet David since being there and now they are engaged!
This is unfortunatly the only picture I have of my good friend Jeremy, and
he happens to be pumping gas at work. Oh well! I haven't seen Jeremy in forever. Miss you Dude!
Just a LITTLE reminder that I have a Guestbook for you to sign, incase you forgot!
The Actor's Affirmation
I live truthfully within the given circunstances of the theatre. I am brave. I take risks. I am willing to be socially unacceptable. I am willing to make a fool of myself (I always do!). I respect my imperfections (though I have none =P) I let my instincts free to play truthfully for me. I am willing to be uncomfortable and to struggle moment to moment. I am only interested in what exists in the moment. I am free. I willingly release the need to control. I release the need to manipulate, calculate, and judge. I release the need to intellectualize and premeditate.
"In everyday life, 'if' is a fiction...in theatre, 'if' is the truth. When we are persuaded to believe in this truth, then
the theatre and life are one."
-Peter Brook-
Acceptance Speech by Nelson Mandela
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
Our deepest fear is that
we are powerful beyond measure.
It's our light, not our darkness,
that most frightens us.
We ask ourselves: Who am I to be brillieant,
gorgeous, talented, and fabulous?
Actually, who are you NOT to be--
you are a child of God.
Your playing small does not serve the world.
There is nothing enlightened about shrinking
so that other people
won't feel insecure around you.
We were born to make manifest
the glory of God that is within us.
It is not just in some; it is in everyone,
and as we let our own light shine,
we unconsciously give other people
permission to do the same.
As we are liberated from our fear,
our presence automatically liberates others.
Stuff
This card entitles the person (or perfect specimen of a human being)
who carries it the God-given privilege of always being right. No matter
what the issue or question is at hand, the bearer is indesputably correct.
To argue or defend an opposing idea will prove futile and leave you frustrated
and worn. So, save your own sanity--give in and give up!
DON'T CLICK HERE!!
Did I mention my Guestbook?
You have to check out this website, not just the stories, but all of Kevin's page. Click Here. Cool, funny, just awesome!
About Me
- My real name is Gerald Shannon, but you will know me as Gerry Shannon when I am Famous (do I have a big ego?). Really though, My Friends call me Gerry and so can you.
- I'm a 20 year old sophomore at the Univ. of Southern Maine
- Theatre Major and Music Minor
- Hope to Someday be a Successful Musical Comitic Performer, Maybe Broadway and Some Movies
- I went to Oxford Hills High School in S.Paris, Maine
- Hobbies - Computers (internet) Doing My Homepage, Juggling, Making Videos, Listening to Music, Watching TV, and of Course, Just Hanging Out With Friends.
- Music - Oasis (the best band to ever excist) is my Fav. I like almost anything, mostly alternative and rock/pop. I'm Into the Pop Culture.
- Movies - I like Romantic Comedies the best and my Fav is Definatly Titanic
- TV Shows - I Love Friends, and Seinfeld (sad to see it go), and most other sitcoms. Of Course, I Love South Park and Saturday Night Live. Comedy Central is my Favorite Channal. I'm not to into the dramatic shows, but I do love X-Files!
- Food - Pasta and Chinese are my Favs
- The coolest thing I have ever done is perform at Walt Disney World, Florida. I performed in my high school singing group, the Vikettes and Viking Voices. I had a load of fun while I was there.
- I'd like to give a shout out to any of my friends that might be visiting my homepage, College - Kristin, Steve, Destiny, Steph, Jesse, Erika, Erin, Season, Jeremy, Jamie, Bryan, Brandan, Tom, Aaron and Beck; High School - All the members of the Vikettes and Viking Voices, we had a blast at Disney. To Jeremy, Mitch, and Gary, we are the legends in Mr. Twitchel's Tech. Physics Class. And Last but Definatly Not Least, All My Friends Over in Minnesota - Moe, Heather, Jamie, Adam, Matt, Mitch and Lydia
Check out myResume
Talents that make me cool!
Acting (currently working on the most at improving, though I'm already awesome!)
Clowning (a part of acting, and right up my alley) This doesn't mean the red nose and rainbow wig (though it could be), it means characters ranging from Charley Chaplin to Kramer.
Singing (pretty damn strong!)
Dancing (probably my strongest, doesn't say much for me then =P)
Juggling (more of a hobby, but I'm pretty good, 3 balls only)
Voice Impersination, Poorly =P (including Kermit, Bobby [Bobby's World], Cartman, Bush, and others, plus accents)
Music Theory, Composition, and Conducting (strong talent, some more than others)
Drawing (good enough to make the list and make me look better)
Goofing Off (wrong about the dancing, definatly my strongest talent)
And so many more that you could be reading forever! =P
Cool links to my Friends and Fun Stuff
Angelfire - Easiest Free Home Pages
Comedy Central - South Park
Joke of the Day
Red Hot Moe's Homepage
Stephie's Page
Matt's Headquarters
Go to Cool Ass Adam's Homepage
You have to go here - Storytime, very funny!
Oh, One Last Thing Before You Go, Sign My Guestbook and Tell Me What You Think of My Page. Thanks!
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Email: gshann71@mail.caps.maine.edu
