SAYINGS THAT SHOULD BE ON BUTTONS


RELATIONSHIP BUTTONS
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Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!

GENERAL LIFE
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Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
Do I look like a freakin' people person?
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

OFFICE BUTTONS
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A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
If I promise to miss you, will you please go away?

GREAT INSULT BUTTONS
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Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
You! Off my planet!