Bumper Stickers
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Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes
Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
Seen on the back of a biker's vest - - If you can read this, the bitch fell off...
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
If you can read this, please flip me back over... (seen upside down, on a jeep)
Remember folks: Stop lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70mph.
(Reported to be seen on a restaurant) GUYS: No shirt, no service -- GALS: No shirt, no charge
If walking is so good for you, then why does my mailman look like Jabba the Hut?
Money Isn't Everything, But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch
Ax me about Ebonics
Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel
Boldly going nowhere
CAT: The other white meat
CAUTION - Driver legally blonde!
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pitbull
Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition
How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost