Everbody Does It
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A ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures.
ACTORS do it on cue.
ACUPUNCTURISTS do it with a small prick.
ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method.
AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker.
ANSI does it in the standard way
ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old.
ARCHITECTS have great plans.
ARTISTS are exhibitionists.
ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over.
ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus.
ATTORNEYS make better motions.
AUDITORS like to examine figures.
AUSTRALIANS do it down under.Top

BABYSITTERS charge by the hour.
BACH did it with his organ.
BAILIFFS always come to order.
BAKERS knead it daily.
BAND MEMBERS play all night.
BANKERS do it with interest but with a penalty for early withdrawal ... usually are tellers.
BARBERS do it with shear pleasure.
BARTENDERS do it on the rocks.
BATMAN does it using his Robin.
BASEBALL PLAYERS make it to first base.
BASKETBALL PLAYERS score more often.
BEEKEEPERS like to eat their honey.
BEER BREWERS do it with more hops.
BEER DRINKERS get more head.
BICYCLISTS do it with 10 speeds.
BOOKKEEPERS do it with double entry.
... do it for the record.
BOSSES delegate the task to others.
BOWLERS have bigger balls.
BRICKLAYERS lay all day.
BRIDGE PLAYERS try to get a rubber.
BUS DRIVERS come early and pull out on time.
BUTCHERS have better meat.Top

CBers do it on the air.
CAMPERS do it in a tent.
CARDIOLOGISTS do it with heart.
CARPENTERS hammer it harder.
CARPET LAYERS do it on the floor.
CHEERLEADERS do it with more enthusiasm.
CHEMISTS like to experiment.
CHESSPLAYERS check their mates.
CHIROPRACTORS do it by manipulation.
CLOCK MAKERS do it mechanically.
CLOWNS do it for laughs.
COACHES whistle while they work.
COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it with bugs.
COCKTAIL WAITRESSES serve highballs.
COMPUTER GAME PLAYERS just can`t stop.
COMPUTER OPERATORS get the most out of their software.
CONSTRUCTION WORKERS lay a better foundation.
CONSULTANTS tell other how to do it.
COPS have bigger guns.
... do it with cuffs.
COWBOYS handle anything horny.
COWGIRLS like to ride bareback.
CRANE OPERATORS have swinging balls.
CREDIT MANAGERS always collect.Top

DANCERS do it in leaps and bounds.
DEADHEADS do it with Jerry.
DEEP SEA DIVERS do it under extreme pressure.
DEER HUNTERS will do anything for a buck.
DENTAL HYGENISTS do it till it hurts.
DENTISTS do it in your mouth.
DETECTIVES do it under cover.
DIETICIANS eat better.
DIRECT MAILERS get it in the sack.
DISC JOCKEYS do it on request.
DIVERS do it deeper.
DOCTORS do it with patience.
DRUGGISTS fill your prescription.
DRUMMERS do it in 4/4 time.
... do it with a beat.
DRYWALLERS are better bangers.Top

ELECTRICIANS check your shorts.
ELEVATOR OPERATORS do it up and down.
ENGINEERS charge by the hour.
... do it to specifications.
do it to a first order approximation.
EXECUTIVES have large staffs.Top

FARMERS spread it around.
FIREMEN are always in heat.
.. do it with a big hose.
FISHERMEN are proud of their rods.
FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured by the yard.
FOUR-WHEELERS eat more bush.
FRANK SINATRA does it his way.
FURRIERS appreciate good beaver.Top

GARBAGEMEN come once a week.
GARDENERS have 50 foot hoses.
... do it in the bushes.
GAS STATION ATTENDANTS pump all day.
GEOLOGISTS are great explorers.
GOLFERS do it in 18 holes.
GYMNISTS mount and dismount well.Top

HACKERS do it with fewer instructions.
HAIRDRESSERS give the best blow jobs.
HAM OPERATORS do it with frequency.
HANDYMEN like good screws.
HEWLETT PACKARD does it with precision.
HORSEBACK RIDERS stay in the saddle longer.
HUNTERS do it with a bang.Top

INSURANCE SALESMEN are premium lovers.
INTERIOR DECORATORS do it all over the house.
INVENTORS find a way.Top

JANITORS clean up afterwards.
JEEP OWNERS do it on all fours.
JEWELERS mount real gems.
JOGGERS do it on the run.Top

LANDLOARDS do it the first of every month.
LANDSCAPERS plant it deeper.
LAWYERS do it in their briefs.
LIBRARIANS do it quietly.
LOCKSMITHS can get into anything.
LONG DISTANCE RUNNERS last longer.Top

MACHINESTS make the best screws.
MAGICIANS are quicker than the eye.
MAINTENANCE MEN sweep `em off their feet.
MANAGERS supervise others.
... make others do it.
MARKETING REPs do it on commission.
MILKMEN deliver twice a week.
MILLIONAIRES pay to have it done.
MINERS sink deeper shafts.
MINISTERS do it on Sundays.
MISSILEMEN have better thrust.
MODELS do it in any position.
MODEM MANUFACTURERS do it with all sorts of characters.
MOTORCYCLISTS like something hot between their legs.
MOVIE STARS do it on film.
MUSICIANS do it with rhythm.Top

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NONSMOKERS do it without huffing and puffing.
NURSES call the shots.Top

OCEANOGRAPHERS do it down under.
OPERATORS do it person-to-person.
OPTOMETRISTS do it face-to-face.Top

PAINTERS do it with longer strokes.
PARAMEDICS can revive anything.
PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with a flash.
PHYSICISTS do it with uniform harmonic motion.
PILOTS keep it up longer.
PIZZA DELIVERY MAN comes in 30 minutes or its free.
PLUMBERS do it under the sink.
POLICEMEN like big busts.
POLITICIANS do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected.
POSTMEN come slower but never fail.
PRINTERS do it without wrinkling the sheets.
... reproduce the fastest.
PROCTOLOGISTS do it in the end.
PROFESSORS do it by the book.Top

RACERS like to come in first.
RACQUETBALL PLAYERS do it off the wall.
RADIO and TV ANNOUNCERS broadcast it.
REAL ESTATE PEOPLE know all the prime spots.
RECYCLERS use it again.
REPAIRMEN can fix anything.
REPORTERS do it daily.
RESEARCHERS are still looking for it.
RETAILERS move their merchandise.
ROOFERS do it on top.
RUNNERS get into more pants.Top

SAILORS like to be blown.
SALESPEOPLE have a way with their tongues.
SCIENTISTS discovered it.
SECRETARIES do it from 9 to 5.
SKYDIVERS are good till the last drop.
SOCCER PLAYERS have leather balls.
SPEECH PATHOLOGISTS are oral specialists.
SPELUNKERS do it underground.
SPORTSCASTERS like an instant replay.
STEWARDESSES do it in the air.
STUDENTS use their heads.
SURFERS stay on their feet.
SURGEONS are smooth operators.Top

TAILORS make it fit.
TAXI DRIVERS do it all over town.
TAXIDERMISTS mount anything.
TELEPHONE CO. EMPLOYEES let their fingers do the walking.
TELLERS can handle all deposits and withdrawals.
TENNIS PLAYERS have fuzzy balls.
TRUCK DRIVERS have bigger dipsticks.
TRUCKERS carry bigger loads.
TYPISTS do it in triplicate.Top

VETERINARIANS are pussy lovers.
VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS keep it up.Top

WAITERS do it for tips.
WAITRESSES serve it piping hot.
WATER SKIERS come down harder.
WELDERS have hotter rods.
WRESTLERS know the best holds.
WRITERS have novel ways.Top

ZOOLOGISTS do it with animals.Top