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.:.:[ Segment Title ]:.:. NBA on NBC!

.:.:[ Total Record ]:.:. 19-5
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OSR World Heavyweight Champion, OSR Utter Chaos Champion

.:.:[ People Used ]:.:. Colin Baird, Elizabeth Lofton
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.:.:[ Previous Match ]:.:.
OSR Tag Team Match: FTW vs. The Union
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OSR World Heavyweight Title Match: The Superstar Colin Baird (C) vs. Cronos vs. Nsult vs. Nick Benoit

.:.:[ Foreword Scene ]:.:. The scene opens once again with promos for the matches at the OSR next pay-per-view, Power Struggle, a show that will be packed with electricity from the opening match to the main event. The main event, with The Superstar Colin Baird defending the OSR World Heavyweight title against Cronos Dimonte, Nsult, and Nick Benoit are in the highlights, along with highlights of out-of-ring action. Clips that are dominant in these highlights are from Baird's relatively easy victories in the OSR. Past Baird matches are also shown with past matches from the other three competitors. While these highlights play, and much more, in the background plays "Superstar" Colin Baird theme music, along with Colin Baird's commentary on the latest happenings in the Wł...

.:.:[ Foreword ]:.:. You want a foreword, wrestling fans? Who better to give it to you than the man who has it all, and then some, with a side of ass? Life is good, fans. Damn good. I'm riding into Power Struggle in high spirits, knowing that when I walk out, I'll still have the OSR World Heavyweight title and also would have become 100% owner of the OSR. Nsult, I've said it over and over again, I have no damn respect for you as a wrestler. I don't even like you as a person. That's why when I kick your ass Sunday night, well, hey, I won't have any remorse for you, basically. If I wanna slam your head into the steel steps, I'll do that with no question. When it's time to throw your sorry ass into a chamber, I'll do it without any remorse! When it's time to cut you wide open, I'll have no problem with doing it. If I want to give you a Super Star Struck from right off one of the chambers, then I'll do it. When I feel it's the right time to end your career, I'll do it. It's my show Sunday night, Nsult. MY SHOW! You're just a role in a long drawn out chapter in Colin Baird's biography. I will go down as being known as the Champion of all Champions. And the road to getting it is through you. Easier done that said, believe me. Some people think they can talk your ear off and get a point across. The problem is that, when you talk as much as Nsult, people stop listening. Not that they ever listened before, but who wants to hear a guy talk and talk and talk. Geesh. Too boring. I'm a young and active man. I have better things to do with my time that to hear some idiot talk, only to jerk off there after, and then talk more. Now, I'll say this much, Nsult is unique, but so am I. You see, there's a difference in our uniqueness. Everyone wants to be Colin Baird. Hey, can you blame them? I sure as hell can't. I'm handsome, athletic, and rich. What more can a man ask for. This is, of course, contrast to Nsult. Who wants to be Nsult? Especially after I kick his ass for being such a boring individual. Or especially after he gets his ass kicked so bad, he'll retire, change his name again, or actually become interesting. Take the former, and don't hold your breathe on the latter. Nobody gives a damn about Nsult I mean, really does anyone care? Let me ask the fans? Do you go to the restroom or get yourself a snack when you see one of his matches? His wrestling isn't any better. Pathetic. Nsult walk out with the OSR World Heavyweight title around his waist...it's just not going to happen! You see Nsult, you can talk all you want, but when it comes time for your ass to back that up, and stop Colin Baird from being the dominant force in wrestling today, and an equally important than that, retain my OSR World Heavyweight title, you won't and you can't. Nsult, I am the one that is out of your league. Nsult, I'm just too damn good for you. Nsult, Sunday night at Power Struggle, I'm gonna own your sorry stupid ass from match start to match finish, and do you know what you can do about that? Absolutely NOTHING!

The Showstoppa has spoken...

.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. The scene opens in Los Angeles, California. The camera gets a shot of Hollywood sign, Stars homes, Star Walk, and other tourist attractions in the great state of California. It's one exciting evening for Los Angeles, for the Chicago Bulls are taking on the Los Angeles Lakers as we speak. The camera takes us to the spot of the action, the Great Western Forum. The parking lot is crowded, as the camera gets good footage of this. The camera then takes us inside the arena, passing through mobs of fans until reaching the floor, where the Chicago Bulls and the Los Angeles Lakers are in the middle of the game. The camera takes us to the press box, where we find Bill Walton and Bob Costas giving play-by-play analysis on the game for those at home. The camera's audio is implemented, and we're able to hear what they're talking about, as the Los Angeles Lakers take a time out, to spell a Chicago run. The crowd is on their feet in excitement, as Costas says...

.:.:[ Bob Costas ]:.:. ...And the Lakers want a timeout! We'll be back with the NBA on NBC, after a short break.

.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. They go to commercial, and the broadcasting duo remove their earphones, and place the microphone away from their mouths. Walton turns, and looks at Costas. Costas turns and looks at Walton.

.:.:[ Bob Costas ]:.:. What?

.:.:[ Bill Walton ]:.:. Nothing, Bob, nothing at all. Just wondering if you've noticed the celebrity turn out Los Angeles is having today. This really shows just how big a game this is!

.:.:[ Bob Costas ]:.:. Walton, we're off the air, right now. Please... Don't talk to me.

.:.:[ Bill Walton ]:.:. [ Walton laughs. ] Ah, good one, Bob. As I was saying, to our right, across the court, we have Kevin Garnett. I'm quite surprised to see him here. I wonder who he's routing for. Bob, I'd bet he's routing for the Lakers.

.:.:[ Bob Costas ]:.:. That's not Kevin Garnett. That's a cop of goodness sake! He's not even black!

.:.:[ Bill Walton ]:.:. I guess you don't know why he's probably routing for the Lakers.

.:.:[ Bob Costas ]:.:. I don't care... Look!

.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. Bob Costas points behind him to Colin Baird, who's seated near the front row, enjoying the game with Elizabeth Lofton. He doesn't even notice Costas pointing at him.

.:.:[ Bill Walton ]:.:. Bob, what a surprise. We have Brad Pitt here in the Great Western Forum this evening.

.:.:[ Bob Costas ]:.:. That's not Brad Pitt, you moron. That's Colin Baird. A professional wrestler in OSR.

.:.:[ Bill Walton ]:.:. Wrestling? Wrestling is not a sport. It's a mockery, a sham. I don't want any part of it. I frown on professional wrestling, Bob.

.:.:[ Bob Costas ]:.:. And the world of broadcasting frowns on you...

.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. Now that we've found Colin Baird, the camera takes us to him, as he sits with a drink in his left hand, and sitting next to him is OSR reporter, Elizabeth Lofton. Baird is wearing a Spurs black and silver shirt (because Baird is from San Antonio, so he wouldn't represent the Bulls of The Lakers), with black jeans, a beaded necklace, and gray tinted sunglasses. Elizabeth is wearing a red shirt, with very tight black jeans. She's wearing her hair down, as she and Baird are deep in conversation.

.:.:[ Colin Baird ]:.:. ...The Lakers are going to lose, babe, just face it!

.:.:[ Elizabeth Lofton ]:.:. No, no, no, Colin. Look, Number 41 and then put him against Shaquille, or anything other big man on the Bulls roster. They'll throw a lot of bodies at him and wear him down, but what about my man Kobe?

.:.:[ Colin Baird ]:.:. What about him?

.:.:[ Elizabeth Lofton ]:.:. Who's gonna stop him?

.:.:[ Colin Baird ]:.:. That's almost exactly what the guys backstage in OSR say every time they see me in action. Yeah, you know what, Kobe and I have a lot in common, when you put it like that. The difference is, I CANNOT be stopped, Liz. I'm just too damn good. There's not a man in the wrestling world who can stop a guy with every facet of wrestling covered without exception. I have speed, agility, strength, technical skill, high flyin' skill. EVERYTHING! Not to mention I have a 'never-say... STOP KICKING your sorry ass' attitude. Forget Kobe, he's just arrogant. I'm confident. You're arrogant when you think you're better than you are. With me, I really am this good, Liz.

.:.:[ Elizabeth Lofton ]:.:. How you managed to make that something about you is beyond me, Colin. Anyway, Colin, MY Lakers are going to win, and that's that. [ She smiles flirtatiously. ]

.:.:[Colin Baird ]:.:. Well babe you probably are right. They are unbeatable. Invincible, or whatever other word you have for something that just cannot be beaten no matter what. [ Baird thinks a little. ] Yeah, we could call the Lakers, a 'Colin Baird '. You see, the mentioning of my name has people saying, "Oh, Colin Baird? Yeah, he's unbeatable." I think we should take it further, and make my name, a phrase that describes something that NEVER loses, 'cause hey, I never lose, Elizabeth Lofton. Hands down. I've said that I have the most skill out of everyone in the OSR, and, hey, I still believe it. But Liz, you can add something else to that long list of what Baird has that no other wrestler has. You can add that "The Superstar" Colin Baird has the most passion, the most heart for this sport. I've never felt this sincere about winning something in MY LIFE! Back when I won my first match in the UAW, I was no where near the level I'm at right now when it comes to being focused. It's time I step up to the levels of legends.

.:.:[ Elizabeth Lofton ]:.:. Amazing how you went from talking about the Kings chances, to yourself. You're good, Baird. So good, maybe you should be a politician. Well, by doing that, I think you're trying to tell me something, Colin. So, I guess I should just ask you some questions about Shattered Images, so you'll be satisfied and I can at least enjoy the second half of the game. So, Colin, Sunday night you face Nick Benoit, Nsult, and Cronos Dimonte for not only the OSR World Heavyweight title, but for 100% ownership over the OSR.. What are you doing to get prepared for this match.

.:.:[ Colin Baird]:.:. I think the real question is DO I need to be prepared for this match, Elizabeth. Look, a guy like Cronos Dimonte or a Nsult, is a dangerous man in your eyes, but when you compare him to the man who's sitting next to you, he just don't measure up. I'm walking into this match, knowing what to expect and what not to expect. Nsult's approach is basic "big man", slow and powerful. My approach- There is no approach. I'm the spur of the moment type of wrestler. Nsult's lazy, so he won't be able to keep up with The Showstoppa. This is gonna be a match full of high octane, but controlled by ME! I thrive on the momentum I gain after taking my opponent over the top with a Powerslam, and drilling him with a Jackhammer. You just don't know where I'm coming from, and what I'm coming with, Liz. That's why I'm so dangerous. That's why you can't help but glue your eyes to the television set when I hit the ring, because you know anything can happen at any time, when it comes to The Superstar Colin Baird. Nsult is the same old stiff as a board jackass as he has always been. No matter how much he tries to convince everyone else that he this match is gonna be a piece of cake, I for one know that is just a lie. And when it comes to what he has endured throughout his career in this federation, I could care less. That goes for every other wrestler here, actually. I have the total package. I'm the most versatile wrestler in the business. I can do it standard or hardcore. Submission, technical, or brawling. I have it all. This guy doesn't have a damn thing on me when it comes to talent. I have more talent in my dick than he has in his entire body, got that? I'm sure that when he's hears my comments, he's gonna be pissed. Well, good, cause that's what I'm here for, to kick ass and piss people off while I do it. I'm making it a goal to knock his ass Off of the high platform the OSR has him on. That won't be hard. He's a loser. Nsult, I hate you as much as you hate me. If you love me to the point where everytime I pause during a sentence you give a standing ovation, or if you hate me to the point where everytime I pause, you toss a soft drink at my head, it doesn't matter. What matters is you recognize that fact that I am the greatest wrestler you have ever seen grace the squared circle with his presence. As long as you do understand this, I'm content. But in order to prove that to you, I'll have to stomp every man in my way of achieving this goal. Unfortunately for Nsult, he's one of the wrestlers in my way. Nsult thinks he's better than me? That's wonderful, it really is, it shows the whole fucking world that he's a deluded idiot, what could be better than that? Nsult called me a loser? I called you an liar, a retard, an idiot? I think I won; well I used more words at least. But that's something that I have to do with guys like you, Nsult, because I need to not only say something but then explain to you what it means, don't I? Of course with most guys I can pretty much expect them to know but you? well you're "special". You got those "special" lessons in school and everything, that's why you're simply oozing with jealousy when it comes to someone like me. Seriously though Nsult, when all is said and done it'll be my hand being raised on Sunday night as the referee hands me my title and I look down on your little broken body and laugh. I'm the main Eventer, the only Superstar the OSR has and among the one thing that has raised their profits and brought smiles to the faces of stockholders. They stockholders love me Nsult, they love FTW, and you'll learn to love me as well because soon you'll be eating your words and I'll be laughing. You want to talk about bullshit, watch one of your promos and then watch one of mine and tell me which is bullshit. You've been outclassed and outspoken and Sunday night you'll be outwrestled, and if you don't like it then you know what you can do? you can try crying about it but that won't help, but on Sunday, you will feel the fear. Nsult, don't fool yourself into thinking that you want it more, because I will go to any length necessary to walk out with the OSR World Championship. I will not submit. I will not surrender. I will not stay down. After Sunday night Nsult, all you'll have is cracked ribs, black eyes, missing teeth, deep gashes, and the only comfort to your Power Struggle defeat, as your about to be taken to the hospital. Meanwhile, I will have confetti, bottles of champagne, lovely women, my FTW brothers, and of course the OSR World Championship. It's damn near impossible to beat The Showstoppa under normal circumstances, but factor what's on the line and the heart and determination he's putting into it, then you might as well not even show up Sunday night, because for one golden night, Colin Baird will be invincible.

.:.:[ Elizabeth Lofton ]:.:. Well Colin, Nsult has expressed his feelings on you and says that he is in a match with a bunch of weaklings. Your feelings...

.:.:[ Colin Baird ]:.:. That's a bunch of garbage. He knows that he doesn't have what it takes to be as good or better than The Showstoppa, so, he's gonna sit back and try and belittle one of the greatest men in "business". I'll prove that to you, and anyone else that wants to step in my way at Power Struggle. Yes, Nsult, I now am taking you lightly, because quiet frankly my friend compared to me, you just plain suck. Do you honestly believe that you will be able to beat me when I'm at 100 percent? Do you honestly believe that I won't whip your sorry ass from pillar to post? Don't think so... Okay, please, doubt me. Count me out. That's when I'm most dangerous. I'm "The Superstar" Colin Baird! Yeah, I use a hell of a lot of power maneuvers, but when The Power Struggle pay per view comes around, I will prove that I'm far more than just a power wrestler. Again, don't think so? Just wait. You'll see. Nsult is set to believe he's gonna be the OSR World Champion after Sunday night... Well, he may be the biggest loser in the OSR after Sunday, and after Sunday he's gonna have the title of "the guy that got ran over Sunday night by Colin Baird". Hey, that's fine, 'cause I really don't care. But as for being the OSR World champion after Sunday night.. Period! He's crazy in his square little head! That job is reserved for one man, and you're looking at him, JACK. Now, I am an attractive guy. I'm probably the best looking guy in the wrestling world. Yes, I do enjoy every minute of it. Do you know what you can get with a face like this? Ah, I'm getting way off topic. Colin Baird is here to prove that he's the top man in the business! There will be no "ifs", "ands", or "buts" about that, I assure you. Bottomline, this guy has NO CHANCE of getting past The Superstar. I'll make sure of that. Now what does it take to be Nsult? Number one, you have to be boring! Number two, build yourself up with false confidence. Number three, make up corny jokes. Number four, be a dumb ass. In this case, I cannot place the actions of Nsult on the entire roster of sorry ass wrestlers who all pale in comparison to "The Showstoppa". Nsult is a special case. After all, we can't all be able to deliver a Star Struck. As a matter of fact, there's not a wrestler on the roster who can do it other than me. Besides being among elite of the federation, I guess that's another way I stand out so well in the OSR. On the other hand, Nsult can make anyone look good. Nsult was the weird little boy who plays with himself during lunch and rides the small school bus to school. He was the kid who is placed elsewhere from the regular students, because he's slow to learn. He's the idiot of the class. Do you understand? You see Nsult, the future is FTW, and only FTW. We will not take anyone with us in a quest to achieve the greatness in which we deserves, especially, you. As for the winner of this match Sunday night, there can be only one OSR World Champion and You're looking at him, my man! I am the man that will derail your OSR World Title hopes, but more importantly the man that will take FTW to total domination. I will continue to represent this company as the World champion! There's not a man in the wrestling business who can knock off "The Showstoppa". It's Colin Baird, live and in your face. Recognize who you're dealing with, and learn to hate, but fear me! Let me tell you something, when we meet in Sunday night, you will fall to the Star Struck. This is the deadliest move in the wrestling business. Don't think so? Fine, please, underestimate me. It'll hurt that much more when I land it on you. I don't know much about you. Hell, I don't know anything about you, except what I just said previously and for your wrestling skill, and that ain't much. You're a guy with ten moves, with five that are overrated. It's not uncommon to see Colin Baird deliver a move like the Super-Star Struck off the top rope and a move like the Shooting Star in one match. This is the type of versatility you run into when you're dealing with The Superstar. Are you ready, Nsult? Nah, I don't think you are. You're a man of false hopes. A lot of people here in the OSR have you built as the OSR's savior, but I'm gonna put any end to that shit. I dunno, Nsult, I just don't see what's so great about you. At Power Struggle, don't worry about proving me wrong, 'cause you're gonna prove me right. Yeah, I'm definitely right about you totally sucking. I mean, you suck more the Monica in the Oval Office. Ooo, think about that one. I know you're a little slow... Nsult, you can be stopped, and you will be stopped by The Superstar. And when we meet at Power Struggle, you are gonna be my bitch...

.:.:[ Elizabeth Lofton ]:.:. Well Colin, Do you care to comment on what Dimonte had to say. But to be honest, Uh... does these guy ever know what the hell he is talking about?

.:.:[ Colin Baird ]:.:. Not a problem. He's a little slow and has a hard time listening to what people say. Besides, I checked out what he had to say while I was getting ready for our interview.

.:.:[ Elizabeth Lofton ]:.:. Colin, I thought this was a date??

.:.:[ Colin Baird ]:.:. Uh huh, sure, babe, whatever you say. Leave it to Cronos to make something up, when he has nothing else to say. Like I said before, Cronos needs to lay off of the Dungeons and Dragons and check himself into a rehab. There are three reasons why he should do this. One, it would help him with his poor social skills. Two, he would have plenty of time to pick up a dictionary, and learn how to spell. And three, the medical care he would get in the rehab would snap him out of his daze, and then he would realize that he can never beat The Showstoppa. This guy's insane. He's stepping into the ring with a man who can physically dominate him in that ring, like no other man in OSR. He won't admit it, but he knows I have the upper hand. He has to know that! When we talk about Dimonte, we're talking about a guy who'll tell somebody he's going to kick their ass, get in the ring, and can't even fulfill the promise he made. You gotta be kiddin' me! [ Baird looks at the cameraman who's been taping this entire time from the stairs next to Baird and Liz's seats. ] Look back,Cronos, think back, go find tapes, go find clips, do some damn research, and you shall see that you don't have a chance in winning this match. Everyone that I've come across has at one time or another gotten systematically broken apart by yours truly. But this time around is different. I get to a federation to own. [ Baird shakes his cup. It's empty. ] Hey, babe, I'm gonna go get a little something for myself. You want anything?

.:.:[ Elizabeth Lofton ]:.:. Sure. Get me a Dr. Pepper, alright?

.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. Baird stands, and holds his hand out, expecting money.

.:.:[ Elizabeth Lofton ]:.:. Are you serious?

.:.:[ Colin Baird ]:.:. I told you that this wasn't a date. C'mon, give me the money.

.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. She folds her arms across her chest, and begins to pout a little. Baird laughs, then walks up the stairs, and proceeds into the concessions area of the arena. Monitors are set up all over the place, broadcasting the game, while those getting themselves snacks, drinks, or what have you, can keep track of the course of the game. Baird casually walks through this large area, which stretches all the way around the arena, on multiple floors. As Baird looks at prices while he walks, he can't help but take notice of two kids looking over a OSR Power Struggle poster, with Colin Baird, Nick Benoit, Nsult, and Adam Davis on it. He smiles a little, as the three kids, point and shout at each with enthusiasm. Baird walks over to them, and hears what they're saying as he draws closer.

.:.:[ Kid #1 ]:.:. I can't wait until Power Struggle. I'm ordering it...

.:.:[ Kid #2 ]:.:. You are? I'm going over to your house then.

.:.:[ Kid #3 ]:.:. Me too...Power Struggle is going to be sweet.

.:.:[ Kid #2 ]:.:. Yeah, I know. You know Colin Baird is the best...

.:.:[ Kid #1 ]:.:. Nah, he sucks.

.:.:[ Kid #2 ]:.:. Yeah right!! Colin Baird is gonna totally end the OSR!

.:.:[ Kid #3 ]:.:. Colin Baird is gonna win, because not only is Colin the greatest. But Then you have to factor in that new guy Cronos sucks total ass, and Nsult is a hasbeen!

.:.:[ Kid #1 ]:.:. Yeah, that's gonna be a kick ass match! But there is no way the OSR would change completely into a new federation. So Baird has to lose!

.:.:[ Kid #2 ]:.:. You wish! Nsult is broken down. Cronos is a nobody. And Nick Benoit always says he gonna whip Colin, but he ends up getting whooped! I don't even listen to him anymore. He's all talk, but no walk.

.:.:[ Colin Baird ]:.:. You know what kid, you're damn right. Nick Benoit is another guy that says a lot of crap, but does he back it up? HELL NO!

.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. All three of the boys turn around, and lay their eyes on The Superstar Colin Baird. You can almost see the excitement surge through their bodies, as the start screaming, reaching for Baird's hand, and shaking it. They also slap it, giving Baird 'five'. They turn to each other, in disbelief, yelling, and holding their hands over their heads. After a little time, they settle down, and are ready to hold a conversation with The Superstar Colin Baird. While they were in a frenzy of excitement, Baird was talking to a good looking woman, who at this time, he's receiving a small piece of paper with her number on it.

.:.:[ Woman ]:.:. Call me!

.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. She says as she walks away. Baird smiles, and nods then crumples up the paper and drops it, then turns to the kids. As he does this, three teenage boys, with three teenage girls approach Baird and the kids. The kids look on a little upset, thinking the older kids will take Baird's attention away from them. Baird turns, then steps back so he can have everybody in his filed of vision.

.:.:[ Kid #2 ]:.:. I can't believe you're here! You're COLIN BAIRD!

.:.:[ Colin Baird ]:.:. Well kid, while I'm better than the average man in ANY way you can think of, I still have some of the average man's needs. I need to be entertained. And other than sitting down and watching me on the mic, or in the ring, I couldn't think of a better way to entertain myself than to roll up to the Great Western Forum and check out the ?Lakers'.

.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. The teenage guys extend their hands, and Baird shakes them with a smile. He winks at the girls, who are taken by his good looks. He continues.

.:.:[ Colin Baird ]:.:. So, I know the kids are, but you guys and gals wrestlin' fans?

.:.:[ Male Teenager #1 ]:.:. You better believe it, Colin! We love wrestlin'! I'm saving up money to go to the Lothario academy wrestlin' school. It looks cool!

.:.:[ Male Teenager #2 ]:.:. Hey, I just like watching it. Matter of fact, Baird, you're one of my favorites.

.:.:[ Colin Baird ]:.:. That's not surprising. [ Baird smiles. ]

.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. Baird notices the OSR Camera behind the teens and kids. The cameraman pushes his way through, upsetting the kids. He walks up to Baird, and says...

.:.:[ Cameraman ]:.:. Colin, Nsult had a couple of words directed towards you.. It would be helpful, if we could get a direct response from you.

.:.:[ Male Teenager #3 ]:.:. Hey! So you're gonna give one of those, well, I don't know what you call it when you lay into the opponent, but you're gonna give one of those, RIGHT NOW?!

.:.:[ Cameraman ]:.:. I hope so, 'cause this could mean a lot to my career. I'm talking big time raise, Colin!

.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. Baird looks at the kids and the teens, who are urging him to do it. He nods his head, and says...

.:.:[ Colin Baird ]:.:. Alright, alright... But I gotta get back to the game. Gotta make it quick.

.:.:[ Cameraman ]:.:. No problem. I'm not asking for a lot of your time...

.:.:[ Colin Baird ]:.:. Alright... One thing I've realized just after hearing that idiot talk once is that you cannot, and I mean you cannot take that son of a bitch's word for truth. He's a liar, a damn damn liar, who'll say any damn thing as long as it sounds right. Nsult better than me? While we BOTH know it ain't truth, he's content on trying to pass it as truth. [ Baird smiles. ] When every man in OSR, all OSR fans, all FTW fans, and even he knows different. He knows I'm the better man by FAR. He knows that I'm just too damn good for 'em, but he'll never admit it. That's alright, he doesn't have to. He's the only man who doesn't understand that he sucks in comparison to The Superstar Colin Baird. Everybody and their momma know who the better man is. Sunday night at Power Struggle, I prove it. It's that simple. Sunday, I prove that Nsult is just some pathetic chump surviving in this OSR because of he built his career off of defeating chumps. That's what The Showstoppa does. He exposes you. Nsult, you scare people with your bad breath , so as long as things look good for you, you'll at least try and be effective in this place, but after I kick your ass, which is something I do quite well, by the way, [ Baird laughs. ], I don't we're gonna be seeing a lot of you around much more. I'm honestly tired of seeing you bullying people around. My plans for Power Struggle When it comes to the overall night. I want to have a good time, put on a good show, electrify the crowd, retain my OSR World Heavyweight title, and gain full control over the OSR. But when it comes down to just you to Cronos and Nsult. I want to crush their dreams. I want to crush their motivation you have for continuing to wrestle guys who you CAN'T BEAT! I want to put a stop to this legendary crap. And most of all, I want to put an end to this deep crap once and for all. It all stops Sunday night, thanks to The Showstoppa. Why? 'CAUSE HE'S SO DAMN GOOD HE CAN DO THINGS LIKE THAT!

.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. A larger crowd has gathered to listen to Baird. They begin to clap, in response to Baird's pause think that he's done. He grows angry, and says...

.:.:[ Colin Baird ]:.:. I'M NOT FINISHED YET! This whole day I haven't REALLY said much about kickin' ass. I haven't said a whole lot about drilling somebody's head into the canvas with a Star Struck. Now's the time. Nsult, I've said to past guys who actually thought they had what it took to knock me of my game. I've been called every name in the book, but the reasons why I was called them are all the same. Yeah, jealousy. That's apart of the package that is The Superstar Colin Baird. When you're this damn good, you're The One who lives the life everybody else wants. Cronos, I'm the one who is everything you want to be... And more! OSR, I'm the one you all came to see, and I'm the one who makes you come back! I'm the one with the swagger, I'm the one with the talent. I'm the one who your kids look up to. Oh, and I'm the one who'll be kicking your ass 'til the day Wł is NO MORE! Cronos, Nsult, Nick, I'm The One who will defeat you punks Sunday night. I'm the one that will gain control over the OSR. The One who can and will do this, whether you like it or not. There's nothing you can do about it. I'm too damn good to lose to the likes of any of you. LOOK AT YOU! You're a giant jackass, Nsult! Cronos, you're NOTHING! "The God's Machine" my ass! Don't even bring that up, 'cause we both know that's crap! Others have owned your asses in the past! The Showstoppa, you better believe is one of those guys. FTW will own this place after Sunday. To do that, all I gotta do is get through you three fools... YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN' ME! The Superstar, like I said before, boys, I WILL OWN YOUR SORRY ASSES SUNDAY NIGHT! Now if you're not down with that, I got five words for you, Nsult, Cronos, Benoit,, and you're very, very familiar with 'em... but since there's kids around I'll just whisper them...

.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. The camera zooms in.

.:.:[ Colin Baird ]:.:. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!

.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. The camera man goes flying off balance in surprise after Baird's trickery. The crowd claps, and the younger fans in the crowd, begin to shout, and get the crowd louder.