Writing number Two.
Advice Column
       Dear Charley,
  I just had a huge fight with my big sister Abby. She is always following me and calling me fat and ugly while throwing bits of popcorn at me. I find it very annoying and it bothers me. Sometimes I tell her to stop ,but she doesn't care. I tell my parents but they don't seem to care. They said to tough it out. I tried to talk to her and try to settle this out like mature people. She usually replies in the usual , "Bite Me!"
I really need some help Charley. Abby is playing pranks on me too. Sometimes I wake up with big blisters on my lips from the red hot candies she places on my lips during the night. Other times I wake up at random times at night, only to find 7 alarm clocks scattered and hidden across my room. I think I should get revenge, do you think I should?
Yours Truely,
Gwen

       Dear Gwen,
Hello, Gwen. Since you don't have alot of options left, I would go with the revenge. But thats my opinion. Others would proboly say to get help from other adults. I'm not like other people. See Gwen, many things wouldn't happen if there wasn't conflict. I think this is the perfect time to finally let out your stress and rage. Show her what you can do! I suggest some simple pranks to pull, than work your way up. In the middle offer a peace treaty. That will solve your problem. I suggest flatening staples and sticking them vertically into her deoderant. The effects are quite humorous, since derdorant can sting and burn when it infects an open wound. Things like these, you dont learn in school. I only wish you could. Well, I hope that helps you in your quest to avenge your older sibling.
Sincerely,
Charley.