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Drunk quotes from the 2003 Winter Break and 2003 Spring Semester.
Eric's 21st Birthday. We're gonna MISS YOU Eric
- Eric-Car Bomb...that does sound too good
- Eric-That drink just fucking hit me in the face
- Eric as he slowly collects all the forks at the table-man im so buzzing Dom-does that mean you have to collect all the forks
- Dave as they pass the birthday icecream back and forth-its a rotation puff puff give
- Eric-Dude im so drunk...but ya know what...it's legal!
Spring 2003
- Dom-Where is Thierer.. Meg- In the fridge (thinking he said beer)
- Bryan-When i tried to lift that keg my balls almost popped through my asshole
- MC- dont worry she has astroglide in her glovebox
- Unknown-Your Terrapin looks black Mike-Its a Larrapin
- Dave speakin of Dom's sex life-Close enough, ready to go, but Mr. Willy said No
- Dave-Heather give me your bra Heather- NO! Dave-Ok Alice your turn...gimme your bra
- Dave tryin to convince Alice to give him her bra so he could wear it on his head-Take it off, it's black it will look good Dom-No Larry you wear it cause it's black it will match!!
- Heather-You could do me regular...and i would be just
- Dave T..-There might be something on me Girl- No dont worry Dave-Well Im gonna shut my eyes and you can look
- Meg-We didnt have any LUBE! Dave-Atleast she told me to put some there Alice- We had some but it was out of his parents drawer
- Little D- My penis is smarter than the president
- Dave-Alice dont get between me and my oddles of noodles
- Big D- I'm gonna eat my oddles of noodles, thank god that Bush is our president and keep my mouth shut
- Alice whiles listening to the Neil Diamond song Rock me Gentle- I dance naked to this all the time
- Dave T.- Alice you are shaking your butt on my leg and i dont appreciate it!
- Big D (talkin to Nick during Beer Pong)- Let me let you in on a little something..you aint got shit
- Heather- I dont know where my nipples are...hold on lemme find them
- Heather- How is that confusing (when bry was reorganizing the beer pong cups)Dave T- You got some drinks in you and all the cups are all moving around and shit
- Dave talkin to Larry- Larry, I dont feel you are being a partner of TEAM HIGHLIFE you need to get in the game and stop sitting on your ass
- Bry- Thanks Dave, for bring that beer up, Ass Dave- Well i saw a pie and got kinda sidetracked
- Lil Dave- Wine makes you Jovial Heather- I AM Jovial ( very drunk off wine)
- Dom- If they come back and start their story with you are not going to believe what just happened I am going to kill them
- Justin- i got an 8 foot beef stick
- Dave- Larry just call me his Nigga, Larry you my cracka....My Cracka Larry- My Nigga Dave- I think we need to change our name to team NiggaCrack
- Heather-Running when you're sober is not cool when you're drunk, because it makes you drunkier
- Heather (Looking at the VCR turned upside) Dude its 2:23 and if you flip it backwards its also 2:32
- Shane asks Eric- Where are you living this summer? Eric- 79th St Larry- Where is that?
- Dominic- Dude, Eric, the last time you got drunk you made out with that ugly girl, danced with Matt in the woods, and then Matt had to carry you home
- gamo40: if i get blownup in NY.. i'm glad it will be with you :-)
- Manson- If something is pokin you in the ass it's my cell phone
- Larry- Dude i havent played beer pong since before spring break Mike- Larry you played it last night
- Manson in the middle of beer pong sees the TV- OH! Is that white man can't jump? SHIT...HOLY SHIT...OH SNAP
- Dave- guess what i fixed my car today Dom- You didn't fix it, you just put some water in it, it was overheating...everytime you fill the gas tank you don't FIX the car
- During beer pong Manson blew the ball out of the cup..yet he is a guy
- Big D- for the benefit of the group i think someone else should cook easter dinner
- Dave- Man this music makes me wanna dance ya know cut the rug
- roxygirly011: wanna live here? Gamo40-Not for all the coke in atlanta
- me-i smell like a crab Dave- I smell too Me-yea but seafood and fishy smells are related to dirty girls...i would rather smell like a bull (he works at bull on the beach)
- Dominic's away message-ok these are the away messages of friends of mine who are a couple:girl-movie with my honey boy-watching some movies with the tits, come stop by.......How's your relationship doing?