More Quotes

gotta love the drunken quotes!

• Alice- Well exactly where are you? Mike- Next to a potted plant
• Eric A.- Dude this paint job sucks, the guy must have been WASTED when he did this. Alex- That was me dude.
• Dave- but afterwards we gotta have sex...i swear you will like it
• Alice- look at me heather, im wearing a rag on my head that i usually use as a spit rag for my piccolo and i have numbers on my ass
• Dom- A pickle stick? It sounds like another one of your instruments alice
• Bryan-Come on let me hook ya up with someone Nick- I can handle myself Bryan- thats the problem you are handling yourself
• Dave: What the hell took you so long? Dom: Dude didn't they tell you i was waiting for a girl Dave: well yea but i didnt believe it
• Bhill00: just got my ass clowned in mario cart
• Bhill00: brought the whole god damn building, no house
• Meg-If you write I am woodstock on your chest they might think you think you are the concert
• Dom( after biting into sushi)-we should have dropped a couple more atomic bombs on these people
• Eric- Im snoopy's bitch
• Nick-Why do you look at me when there is a fat rat with blonde hair (nick just dyed his hair blonde)
• The Movie-Im sick of being a one of a kind freak (everyone again looks at Nick)
• Eric-Hey Bryan want to wear batman and robin costumes to class...they have masks
• Dave- Yea sure send the fat kid to get everyone funnel cakes...he wont get made fun of
• Dude at party- You look like bob marley
• Dave- Watch out man thats my sister (talkin about me)
• Bryan-Im pig pen...with a beer
• Dom-You look like the jungle people of South Africa ( talkin about eric with his painted face and feathers in his hair)
• Bhill00: me and you are the only one's up...browns know how to party Me- SHIT YEA
• Dave- We dont need Safe Ride we have Heather Ride
• Dave- I dont know where i live so im just gonna go knockin on doors askin if i live there
• A very drunk Matt (justin's roommate)- two sober girls make a right

• Mike- I know how to tie a tie it just ends up lookin like a noose
• Eric- If i puke tonight its gonna burn
• Dave- I don't care how big he is, all of us could beat him up Dom- yeah Maybe if we join power rings and form Voltron
• Dom after looking at his newly dyed blonde hair-Oh my god i look like billy idol
• Dom- we look like characters from rainbow bright
• Dom-i can't be the rainbow haired freak eating alone
• Dave- Man i am drunk...half a bottle of captain morgan mixed with nothing
• Bryan's away message-got da beer so am da bitch, drank one in the shower and dat was the shittt,going to be pretty going to look nice, i am 2 deep on this fine bud ice, going to da snow ball got me a date, maybe it be two but dont playa hate,gonna be nice gonna be fine some times, so lets go get some moon shine...fellassssss dont blame da wang
• Justin-according to these charts im morbidly obsese
• Dom-Heather is going to choke on my chicken
• Justin- Here's to me not being gay and heather's ass
• Dave-I feel sick too Me-wow is something going around Dom-Yea its called alcoholism
• Me-Where you going tonight Shane- To the land of Southern Comfort
• Dom- the San Francisco Bowl... that is like... one of the shittiest bowls there are...it might as well be called the "FAG Bowl"