Drunken Fun

some of the funniest quotes that have graced my info through out the years and some from this semester..the newest ones are at the bottom

• Eric-They are going to shoot our tires with shotguns
• Dom-you think i was looking at the girl but really i was looking at the coke
• Bryan-Dominic you dont even know what sex is Dom-Yea ya know i always thought putting my heel in her ear meant we were having sex. Maybe that is why my girlfriend broke up with me... I kept kicking her in the head
• You hang out with stupid boys you become a stupid girl-advice to live by from Yi
• Dom-People are getting mugged through out salisbury bc all the police in salisbury are driving around makin sure we dont drink
• Justin-thats the night i passed out on the couch and went home with two different shoes on
• Ed-Im a pimp..i have two ladies and Larry
• Tom-I love beer it's like buying a can of happiness...it's happy juice
• dom-oh christ we have a spider crisis me- was crook freakin out?dom-he had to leave the room they even atttack him in his dreamstheres no hiding, now he's looking for where it might have come in from, to prevent future break ins
• Dom- justin what is a hookah? Justin- It sounds polish
• Dom-Can you please refrain from saying "fuck this vigil" during the vigil?!
• Bry-Dave mentally stable What on the days that dont end in Y
• Bry-Say your fucking me in the mornin and Nick at Nite... no they'll think ur watching TV
• drunk guy-If you make this cup i will lick your ass, one lick one ass
• Nick-She told me i was hot but i think that was the alcohol talking
• Mike-You wont be getting hammered at parties in disneyworld, but you will be in salisburyworld
• Dom-Dave worked at John Hopkins University Dave T.-Thats a true story
• Dave T.- we decided to be friends then i drank a whole bunch...then dom said she IMed him and said we were back together
• Dom- Being the nice guy gets you nowhere plus a retard
• Dave T.-Look the magnet is sticking to my head...im gonna go home and try to stick my head to the refridgerator
• Nick-Ray Lewis is god and god is ray Dom-How did you come to this conclusion? Nick- b/c Ray backwards is Yar and Yar in ancient Norwegian is god...so therefore Yar is god Ray is Yar and Ray is god Dom-good point
• Me- According to Askjeeves Dom-Dont bring jeeves into this
• Eric- I was tryin to teach them about telling time but all they wanted to do was hug me
• Nick- Im not having sex anymore until im in love (as he holds 29 condoms in his hands)

BRY and ALICE'S BDAY -nick n eric attackin a naked bryan outside w/ ice water and shaving cream -shots of everclear -group shots -spilling liqor everywhere -Bryan pikcing up Dave and both of them falling over -tequilla and limes -TruDare - sceaming we love the cock from the 3rd floor of UP -mike blindfolded and grabbin brys bare ass Going to Walmart Drunk -Bry trying to get into the back seat of Alice's car from the front seat...when her car is 4 doors -guy in walmart "you guys are fucked up" -Running and hiding from Bry -every five seconds Bryan is laying down somewhere -Buggin the Juice Guy -Bry swingin round the sign at walmart and losin his pants -pinky pinky