Rob Marshall wins the competition with Ten votes!

Marshall's victory is a sober one. The Chicago crowd still mourns the death of Richard Gere. Solemly, Marshall takes the stage.

Rob Marshall: There is much I would like to say to you all tonight, but I must first acknowledge the loss of a very fine person, who should have been sitting with the rest of his cast members tonight at the AFFAs. I would like you all, please, to stand, and raise your glasses, to Richard Gere.

Silence, save for the one person in the audience who found that statement highly funny and began to laugh before being hit on the head by a goblin man.

Rob Marshall: Richard was a person who exemplified many of the qualities that distinguish true Hollywood stars. He was good and loyal friend, a hard worker, and a damn good tap dancer!

Sharon Stone, obviously intoxicated, yells "YEH! TAPDANCIN! TAPDANCIN KEWLLLL! OOOHHhhhbelch!" She is then rendered unconsious by a goblin man.

Rob Marshall: Remember Richard. Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a choice between lead and supporting, remember what happened to an actor who was good, and talented, because people were confused. Remember Richard Gere. *

Random Gere Hater: What a stupid acceptance speech!

Gere Hater #2: Yeah I want my money back!

Gere haters pelt objects at Rob Marshall, who flees the scene in tears.

* Rob Marshall's acceptance speech is obviously rehashed Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire